Before I go any further, I must answer a couple of questions regarding our friend Helm:
1: Ms Atomic Ranch , I'm sure that Helm would be quite happy for me to take a photo of his wang, in fact, I know he would be most eager for me to do so, but even I-yes I-draw the line about posting wang pix!!!
LOL-who am I kidding!?!
2: Brian , my sweet, I can't remember how we heard about Helm's enormous wang, it just seemed to be general knowledge. Of course, Justine and I required a viewing to confirm it.
I must reiterate how terrifying it was.
And to the matter at hand!!
I got this pretty 70's maxi last week, and for the first time ever, did maxi at work!
Lime vest-thrifted in Palm Springs, I think
70's crochet thingy-opshopped well over 20 years ago!
I'm carrying here a vanity case I picked up yesterday. In the first pic I'm carrying my trusty everyday Rex.
Then, before I'd even had my first drink of the afternoon, I had a brainwave!!!
As the skirt is quite big on me-I had to safety pin it; this is rare so I was quite excited-I realised I could wear it as a strapless frock!!
I think I like it better!
I'm just gonna be too big for my boots now!
Now, just as an aside, G wanted me to gloat about how hot it has been here, so hot we were cavorting under the sprinkler the other day.
Sorry about that!