29 November 2012

Looking for a red light house of sin


Sooooooo, here's some pix of our old rock band, Swamp Donkeys!
The "Ass of Evil" was our little catchphrase.
This gig was a toga party at the university one year, hence my mini toga.
G and I, and sometimes our bass player, loved dressing up in insane outfits, much to the disgust of the lead guitarist and drummer...neither of whom had much of a sense of humour and took themselves far too seriously!
Something I could never do!

How do you like the Wonder G outfit I made for my sexacious boy?!
He's always had a thing for Wonder Woman.
Hilariously, one of his nuts fell out during the gig, and like a true trouper, he didn't miss a beat!

Speaking of bands, G's band The Provs have a gig in December.
(That's the band he drums in)


Rowr!
I guess I'll be playing the part of the groupie....

X

29 comments:

Misfits Vintage said...

I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN! Ermahgerd, you guys are THE BEST ROCKSTARS EVER! You look amazing, mi amor - SEXXACIOUS! And G-Star is the hottest superhero I've ever seen - Testicle Man!!!

Love you MORE THAN ANY SUPERHERO! Sarah xxx

Camelia Crinoline said...

You and G were looking hot. I love his outfit. I would have gone to the stupid toga parties at uni if you guys had been playing.

Franca said...

Oh my god, you guys were/are amazing!

Trudie said...

There is very little else to say other then HOTTTTTTTTTT. X

Carina Rosenholm said...

Oh Helga - I love you !!!
ROCKSTARS !!

Sue said...

Super G-man!!! How farking great are you two?? I feel honoured to know you even if only as a blogger-mate!!
PS: Did you get my parcel?

The Grande Dame said...

Looking hot! I love that your toga is a mini dress.

Marla said...

Love those pics!!

edie pop said...

I love to see your pictures!!You and G look great, the WW costume you made for him was fantastic and I enjoy the idea of chosing insane outfits to shock the rest of the band!
I'm your fan!!
Love xxxxx

Sara said...

I love these pictures - you guys rock!! Wish we could hear you too...~ Sara

CityScape Skybaby said...

Aargh I love these pics Helga, there's something very Morrissey and Johnny Marr-like about you and G's chemistry in the second pic, you're another legendary twosome obviously! xx

menopauselsupermodel said...

You sexaliscious toga'd goddess!!!
Would I have LOVED to see you live rocking it out!!
OMG Super G-man is RRRROOOOAAAARRR!!!! How hot is he in his tight little pants??
You guys look fan-freakin'-tastic rocking it out together!

thorne garnet said...

what in the Helga do you have on? You can make a sheet look awesome. G's looking pretty wonderful too!

Joni said...

Looks like you two have a great history together. I'd love to see a clip from the show if you can record it. We love live music, it's what keeps me young at heart. I'd shrivel up and die without it.
Too funny about the nut escape. Good thing there were no squirrels on the stage at the time!

Vix said...

You look amazing and G's got a better cleavage than me! Love your debauched Roman look, that toga and laurel wreath become you.
Boring tossers who won't play dress up.
I've got two gigs to go to next week, what can I wear?
Love you!
Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

MistressCatgirl said...

You guys sue have had an awesome life. He looks great as Wonder G. You did a great job on the outfit.

Annie said...

Oh man, you both look as cool as!
Report back on next week's gig! With photos! xx

pastcaring said...

Helga as sexy Caesar and G as Wonder Woman? It's like some insane dream world unfolding in front of my eyes!
You look bloody amazing, and G deserves much praise for managing his testicular escape with aplomb!
Hope his gig goes well, and that you get fully into role as a sex-mad groupie! xxxx

lucy joy said...

I'm thinking it's a good job you had a couple of boring squares in the band - imagine the chaos and competition with two more exhibitionists!
I would love to tap into half of the excitement, energy and fun you and Testicle Man have. A great example to us all. Drop the inhibitions, have a good time, be creative - and you;ll be happy.

Forest City Fashionista said...

The two of you are mind-blowing hot tamales!! The sight of G in the Wonder Woman outfit you created just made my day. You guys are just fucking awesome, you are...

Ulla-Marie Nilsson said...

So obvious! You are mix of Pippi Longstocking, Siouxie Sioux, and Ava Gardner!

Devil made in Heaven said...

You are a real rock-chick! Love to see a video of you performing. :) And you both look stunning. G's outfit is ubercool. Had (still having) a great laugh about his escape nut. :D
xxx

Kitty said...

G man is wonder wanger, I say!!! Superb pics, you are both my superstars!!

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Laughing so much at the escaping bollock. and the tiny pants. You both look amazing. You look unstoppable, Courtney would be looking up to you for riot grrrrl inspiration. Love love it all, you're a rock star xxxxxx

liz said...

OH MY GOD. So much love, Helga! SO MUCH!!! You guys must have the best photo albums! :)

Krista said...

Oh Helga your are a friggin rock star in toga and sexy garters, ouhhhLALALALA!!! I worship you! You and G and his nut sack look amaze balls!!!! I want to see you guys rock out so bad! It takes a real man to wear that! I loves ya both!!!
BANGYERHEAD!!!
XOXOXO

princesspincurls.com said...

G is looking 'wonderful'but where oh where is his golden lasoo? You look like a grecian goddess my dear. xx Shauna

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

Oh, Helga, these photos are stupendously awesome!!! Both you and G have always had fantastic presence.

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

You are looking mighty fine in that toga, dear Helga! Wonder G!