Dear Mazzy has introduced me to a dazzling star, whose presence was sadly and unknowingly missing from my life.
Now let me introduce to you.......
G and I have been having a bit of a You Tube binge, and she makes me just cry with laughter. In the immortal words of my Mother, "she is as funny as a hatful of arseholes" !
(My Mother had a delightful turn of phrase, and a mouth that could make a sailor blush. Bless her!)
Interestingly, Evie is pretty much my vision of myself when I am mature. Crossed with a healthy dose of my darling Mrs Slocombe, old age style icon extraordinaire.
Anyways, my G has the flu now. Love is sharing.
Poor baby has a gig (Snuffbox) tonight, so I'll have to get some phenylephrine into him.
Ooo, a gig on a school night! Huzzah!
What am I going to wear?!
*O, in response to your question, Mazzy, re my Cosmopolitan recipe-
It's pretty basic:
2 parts vodka
1 part Triple Sec(or Cointreau, if I can afford it)
top it up with cranberry juice.
For extra kick? More vodka!
Last time I remember having Cosmos was last year, I think.
G was laying some stick on tiles in the bathroom, and I was the drinks bitch. At some point I passed out; how G got those tiles on, and straight, I will never know, as he has no idea!