Looking for Captain Stubing-but will settle for Isaac the Bartender

Here's the last of the cruise posey pix!

I discovered these champagne cocktails on the cocktail menu....dangerously decadent.....

and jolly delicious!

Awwww....

Look at this freakin' moth!

It's huge!

And so cute!

We were friends, briefly.



I scored this funky top for G just before we left, and he was also treated to these groovy orange sneakers and the sunglasses!

He's wearing them with the pants from his safari suit, and some walk socks. All opshopoped.

The hat is from Nevada.




The Captain was an Italian gentleman, and wasn't remotely Captain Stubing-ish at all.

I was most disappointed.

Despite his sexy accent, he had a face like an arse, and not even a regular dinner table.

What is the world coming to? Doesn't he realise there are standards to be maintained?

Le Sigh.








That's my lovely Mum in law on the left.

I'm wearing a bobbly thing around my neck that my neice made me that afternoon.

Ta dah!

Tomorrow there will be food.......
X

22 comments:

Vintage Vixen said...

What a disapointment with the old captain. Never mind tho' cos you looked glorious (and so did G, lurve the stubble)! What ARE you doing to the towel critter?
I rather like the ship's carpet, kinda groovy.
Love ya,
Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Calamity Jem said...

Hi Helga,
I've really been enjoying all your fabulous cruise posts, thanks for sharing :)
I'm so looking forward to my own holiday now and have infact already started thinking about what to bring even if it's still way off.
You and G are the glammiest two peeps I know of...well done the pair of you for maintaining exeptionally high style standards throughout your holiday, I bet you were by far the most stylish couple on the cruise.
Take care luv,
Jem
...xXx

Mrs Munster said...

What a shame that every cruise boat doesn't have Captain Stubing. Did they even have flirty doctor on board? Your outfits are just so strikingly bautiful. It must've been such a relaxing holiday as you look so refreshed in every photo!

sacramento said...

You can tell what a fantastic time you had.But then again, you strike me as a couple who will have a good time anywhere. Am I wrong????
Mil besos.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Comtesse de ferveur said...

ooh what great shots. Topnotch dresses and G has a wardrobe of EXCELLENCE.
xxx

Perdita said...

DRESS ENVYYYYY! All of them. I can't pick a fave.

Misfits Vintage said...

ALl frocks are FAB and I especially love the gingham number - you look AMAZING!

The powder blue frock with the gloves and insanely high silver shoes - you look like an Oscar nominee from 1960.

And I love the misty/windy /blowy pic.

All so fab! Sarah xxx

Kandi said...

That orange flowery frock is just stunning! Your moth made a large shiver go down my back I am truly scared of them, I shouted my hubs over to see your moth and when I commented that it was huge he said dreamily... oh yeah the moth .. he hadn't even noticed it, his mind was elsewhere :)!
Kandi x

Miss Peelpants said...

Looks like you had a riot!!! You look fabulous and I'm very envious of your trip!

Smashingbird said...

The blue dress, white gloves & silver shoes - glam perfection!

seƱora Allnut said...

love every dress you've worn (my favorite is the first one, I like so much that fabric and the neckline details!)
And I think you look gorgeous drinking champagne cocktails at the bar!! it sounds like paradise!
besos

Miss Claire said...

Helga, you continue to drive me mad over your collection of frocks!!! I think the gingham maxi is my favourite!

Still can't get over the towel critters-did that one have a tongue poking out?!! Ha! So cute. So is the moth! I am the same when it comes to handling cute insects and animals, but spiders are where I draw the line!

xox Claire

La Dama said...

You are shining like a movie star amor..your glowing in all your vestidos..especially adorar the Blue glittery dress.. you laying on the bed is priceless..beautiful breastest.yeah what are you doing to that lil critter? "G" is looking groovy man as usual..all you need was some tequila.

giddynici said...

MMMM champagne cocktails!
Love the gingham dress on you.
But boooooo for scaring me with the HUGE moth.
x

Straight Talking Mama! said...

You just look glorious as ever! I'm loving the ideal of champagne cocktails yum!

Penny Dreadful said...

Another fabulous maxi dress. Deep v necks look amazing on you, and your marvellous bosoms x

Kitty said...

The booboids! the outfits! The wind! The G-man! it's all too glorious for words, my sweet, I so wanna go on a cruise now! That B&W gingham is a winner, I've said it before and I'll say it again, black is fab on you. You SO must have gotten some stares from the other passengers, how fabulous!

the freelancer's fashionblog said...

Love the headline :)

I love the fresh look of the orange-red floral outfit, and also the one with mister in his orange sneakers and hat!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dear Helga, yes what a tragedy about the captain's face!!! Haha!

I love every single one of your outfits - if I had to pick a favourite it would be between the gingham, the flowery dress and gold shoes and the aqua with the silver shoes. Love the towel critter too.

And a special mention for G's trainers and two fab shirts. Looking forward to seeing the food! I always like to see pics of food. Love C xx

Crystal Lee said...

You kill me! So many amazing dresses, I'm not sure which I love best. Ok, I think I love the first gingham maxi and the turquoise 60s maxi dress. that moth is massive.

Dusk said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [breathe] hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

You are quite simply TOTALLY and SPLENDIDLY fabulous!

Love the gingham maxi! fashionistas and other wank types would say it's so "totally now" but it's kinda eternal.

liz said...

Oh, it's ALL fabuu but the Empire-waist blue dress with the sparkles paired with the silver sandals...gorgeous! This blog is so much fun!