Nothing like a spot of self indulgent posing with G egging me on!!
My maxi is so lovely and flowy....the breeze was so cooling....there were bleating creatures in the distance....
...and bellows of a different kind of creature.....
It's "The Good Life", "To the Manor Born" and all of Jilly Coopers novels rolled up into one....
Where's my frickin' Pimms?!
How to play Sexcapades?
The question is posed:
"What/who would you most like to have sex with?"
Each person writes 5 ideas on to pieces of paper, these are folded and put into a hat, or bowl.
Some of our suggestions included:
Pamela Anderson, but her boobs have exploded.
A jar of bees
Natalie Portman with a vag full of razor blades
Smells like cock
A dead, festering Johnny Depp
Lots of little cocks
Eels with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth and electric blue flashing tails.
Going round in a circle, a person takes 2 and poses the question to their next door neighbour.
The winning suggestion goes back into the hat/bowl, the losing answer gets chucked out.
Whomever wrote the winning suggestion has to drink.
And on it goes, with much hilarity, until there are only 2 left,and the person who wrote the remaining suggestion has to empty their glass.
3 of the above suggestions were written by moi.
Can you guess which ones?!