Shoe Porn

Those bloody trollops, Sarah and La Dama have been torturing me with delicious shoe porn lately, and I really felt rather peeved about it, so I've posed my latest shoe aquistions seductively in our front yard for you.
Take that!

I'm having a bit of a shoe frenzy; these were all bought off Trade Me in the last 2 weeks....
G may be slightly concerned, but he's really too sweet to say so.
He just gives a hollow laugh when I get yet another package....
I'm just getting my Winter footwear in order, that's all.
It's really quite important.
I'm off out with Justine later this morning; she wants to find something fabulous to wear to Amanda Palmer on Tuesday night, and we'll have coffee.
Tonight we've got band practice.
I'm going to have to give one...or 2 ...of these pairs of shoes an airing, I think!
Hurrah!
O, and regards the boot mismatch yesterday. The heels were different in height enough for me to notice, but not enough to cause me any trouble, thankfully.
What a wally!
I had a wonderful nap when I got home, too.
Bless!

25 comments:

Jessycalouise said...

Love the black shoes, they're so shiny! :)
x

Perdita said...

OOH those dark red patent ones.

Being prepared for winter is vital. Ray Mears says so. Platforms are a survival essential!

Vintage Coconut said...

At least put some undergarments on those seductive shoes! lol

I like them all!

Camelia Crinoline said...

Love the maroon ones with the platform. Can't wait to see what you pair them with in your outfit pictures.

sacramento said...

I am smiling while I write. you are the best ever, ahahahha.
I have fallen in love with one of your porno pair of shoes: the burgundy ones, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh so fantastic. Are we going to see you wearing them soon???
Enjoy your weekend my dear Helga.
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Llara said...

Oh, you had me at shoe porn! One of my favourite phrases and how sweet of you to let your shoes out for some fresh air. Truly thoughtful.

VainGlorySinner said...

Ohhh my! Those dark reddy/purply ones are LUSH!!! You should totally wear them to see the great Amanda Palmer ;D I hope you enjoy the show.. I will be back here in the UK crying into my pillow wishing I was a spectator :p xxx

Rose&Bird said...

Oooh - shoes, shoes and more shoes! Loving the patent burgundy ones particularly!

Trees said...

So fabulous! I need more shoes! I love the red ones especially.

Comtesse de ferveur said...

Hot hot hot - love those maroon patent ones! I laughed when I saw the two different boots from your last post - I've been there with sartorial mishaps. One time I forgot to do the big back zip on a vintage skirt, thus displaying brightly patterned knickers to the unwitting congregation in St Peter's Basilica, Rome. It took me maybe 15 mins to come to terms with it when my husband pointed out the problem 2 hours later.
Le grand sigh.
xxx

Mrs Cleaver said...

Ooo perty shoes!!I love the pink ones especially:)Have fun shopping!

Janna Lynn said...

OOOhhh shiny...loooove the shiny ones!! I do love how you got those shoes set up! Lovely...I think you've had an influence on me...a lot more shoes are showing up in my blog posts!! :) Hearts, Janna Lynn

Vintage Vixen said...

What is it with all of us this week? I've bought three pairs today! We're obsessed and I blame blogging.
Those burgundy numbers are postively lust-worthy and I adore how you've displayed everything too.
Have a fabulous weekend.
Loads of love,
Vix
xxxxx

Terri said...

I'm liking the red mary janes. Perhaps if you ordered G. a pair of shoes while you're were at it, his misgivings would disappear.

VildesVerden said...

oh, I love the magenta looking ones! Wish the snow would go away soon soon so I can put something else but boots on!Happy weekend wishes to you!

Misfits Vintage said...

Fuck me Helga, they're all frickin gorgeous! I love them all equally. You have IMPECCABLE taste Lady Helga!

I'm trying to sqeeeeze into a little 60s number tonight... cross your fingers for me!

Sarah xxx

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Egad they're all incredibly gorgeous!!! I'm clearly missing out on such saucy little Trade Me bargains - you should be their poster-girl. Seriously!!!!! xoxo

Alex said...

The burgundy/maroon/purple (no idea quite what colour they are!) pair are bloody gorgeous. The others aren't bad either mind you ;-)

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest Helga, your shoe haul is fantastic! Of course you need to prepare for winter!

That's so funny that the heels on the mismatched boots were different heights and you didn't even notice!

Have a great weekend you fabulous woman xx

seƱora Allnut said...

delicious shoe shots!, I'm all for enjoying shoes! and love specially patent ones!, I think they're awesome!!
besos

Ivy Black said...

Dribble.....love'em all, you shoe tart, you! xxxx

Andreea said...

Awesome shoes! I love the purple pair!<3

♥ kisses ♥

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Louise said...

I'm very much feeling the shoe vibe lately too... and it looks like Vix is too...shoe fever! lol. Have a great weekend. xx

La Dama said...

hahayy,trollops..hey we inspired you..wish there was a trademe here..all thos shoes are perfection, love the burgundy ones amor..well all of them..love the way your displaying them babies.

Sharon said...

Oh my, the red Mary-Jane shoes are adorable! How I wish I could still wear heels *sigh* I shall just have to live vicariously through your shoe collection ;-D