Accepting MY Oscar....

Ow, it's all just so unexpected!!

Ow, I simply cannot cry, although I'm so overwhelmed!

If you really insist



I suppose I can accept this accolade with dignity



After all, it's just like a little baby!

And I am really rather fabulous, after all....

And I thank you from the bottom of my heart.....Colin!!!
Wait for me, Colin.....darling!!!

X

26 comments:

Vintage Vixen said...

You are a star!!!! That whisk is much better than a boring old Oscar and it's so versitile, darling.
Love that frock and those divine stripper shoes and those false eyelashes may me weep with joy. Colin would be proud.
Love you!
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Missy Vintage said...

You should get an award for that fine pair of pins you have! x

Comtesse de ferveur said...

Fabbers post Helga! And I LOVE your false eyelashes. Nice send up of speeches, I have to say I loved Melissa Leo's this year because she's so damn normal!
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Penny Dreadful said...

Bwahahahaha, if I ever give an award it SHALL be an egg whisk! Congratulations Helga, it was your year x

VainGlorySinner said...

Hahaha you crazy woman! I looove the ruff on that dress and those false eyelashes are spectacular! You deserve that award for being able to walk in those shoes! They look so cool! If Colin could see you now, I'm sure he would sweep you off your feet! xxx

VainGlorySinner said...

Oh and... did anybody else LOOOOOOOOVE Halle Berry's dress???? It was goooorgeous!

Pandasoppa said...

hhahahahhh oh my god i love it, the shoes too haha ur so fab hun!° im moving to luxemburg, like smallest country ever, to work as an au pair. yeah id love to go to new zeeland too if thats where u live? but its expensive and im afraid of sheep. HAHAHHA no

sacramento said...

And the Oscar goes to...Helga!!! hehhehehe.
Loving your silver platfoms.
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Straight Talking Mama! said...

Love these pic, you - of course! - look fabulous!

kellywelly said...

Those shoes = fabulous!

VildesVerden said...

OMG - I absolutely LOVE the dress. Wonderful! I love pink still, even at my age. Embarrising.

Miss Claire said...

Helga! You make me giggly with delight!! Of COURSE you deserve an Oscar. And a Colin, while your up there!!

You rock those heels!!!!!

Xoxox Claire

Rachel (RooPaprika) said...

The Academy don't know what they are missing! :) x

the Citizen Rosebud said...

The people would LOVE to see you on the red carpet! You look fabulous and have true star power! Shine on super star!

Random Rants said...

Congrats on your award - I thought you looked familiar! I stumbled upon your blog via my gal JL over at shewearscrazywell. I'm lovin it so far and will stop back when I can spend more time as I just know I will love spending time here!

Come see me when you return from all the after partys!

www.rantsontherun.blogspot.com
"Because sometimes, it's just funny"

La Dama said...

Your such an actress..I luv your dress,reminds me of glittery cupcakes.silvery stripper shoes are bomb.
is that your curtains? so pretty.
you deserve that whisk..great composition of poses.

Crystal Lee said...

funny lady! You never said where your dress if from. It's super cute.

lady sélénite said...

I give you the oscar, you're such a superstar ! and I love your incredible shoes !
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señora Allnut said...

Lady, you're so awesome wearing that shiny platform shoes and the wonderful eyelashes!!
You deserve to receive the prize!!
besos

IMAN said...

You're hilarious and that whisk is funny. I adore the stripper heels and your jewels. When I accept my oscars I use a hair brush.

Vintage Coconut said...

I lol'ed so hard when I saw what your award was!
You look absolutely marvelous!

Loo xx from Jumbles and Pompoms said...

Helga, you're utterly hilarious! Love love love the dress and heels. I'm off to have a good rummage round your blog (ooh er Missus). Love your newest follower. xx

Misfits Vintage said...

Bloody HELL - how did I miss THIS????? OMG You are so fabulous! Those shoes are amazing and your LEGS are divine and you are so so deserving of the Oscar Whisk darling! (Grab Keanu and tie him up for me will you?)

Sarah xxx

Miss Peelpants said...

Brilliant!!! You are brilliant! xx

Alex said...

Do you think Colin can handle so much fabulousness? I bet you'd have fun testing him out ;-)

Boobois Du'bois said...

Oh my darling!! I have tears of joy pissing out of my ocular regions. I do agree you are simply gracious in you acceptance of this truely prestigious award. I am so deeply DEEEEPLY grateful to be your splendid friend! ahhhhh drip droooooollllllllllll. xxxx