Handwriting !

The deliciously beautiful Christina took part in a handwriting chanllenge, and as I am really nosy, and was tickled to see her handwriting, I thought I'd do the same!
The deal is:
• Write your name
• Write your blog url
• Write "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" -I wrote "jumps", as that is how it should go.
• Favourite quote
• Favourite song -one of many, the first I thought of.
• Anything else you'd like to write
So I did.
See above.
My handwriting changes a lot, depending on what type of pen I'm using, how tired I am, whether I'm printing or writing, or whatever.....generally, it is pretty neat. Generally! Unless I'm excited!
That happens a lot.
I really do throw out stupid sentences from time to time, mostly when I'm grumpy, or I think people are full of shit. "Big dogs cocks" is a favourite. I also like to bleat.
I imagine it's a kind of willful Tourette's Syndrome.
Occasionally I'll follow up with lurid actions. I don't feel the need to demonstrate these right now, however.


Straight Talking Mama! said...

Gosh your handwriting is so neat! When I was little and there used to be things like handwriting competitions - yes I'm THAT old - I won them every time, now I doubt I'd even get the consolation prize, mine is a scrawly mess!

Lady Cherry said...

I have seem this lm another blog and am hoping it doesn't comey way - like Goons my handwriting is appalling. Sometimes not even l cam understand something l've written :-/

Lady Cherry said...

Err Fiona for some reason my phone changed your name to Goons! ??

Perdita said...

Ha ha - you have very sensible handwriting so seeing 'big dogs cocks' in it is hilarious!

Vintage Vixen said...

You are so naughty! I daren't do this, I think I've lost the ability to write nicely.
Love you!

Alex said...

Your writing is lovely! I'm always impressed by your notes, and esp your choice of pretty cards :) I have something to pass onto you actually - must get to the post office!

ps - I'm partial to the occasional outburst of animal noises too. I don't bleat well though...

Misfits Vintage said...

Oh I hope to get you smashed enough next week to enjoy your entire repertoire of animal noises and offensive expressions!

You do have very pretty handwriting. Like a proper girl.

Sarah x

giddynici said...

Your handwriting is so neat! Very pretty. x

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest Helga, I like your writing.

The tourette's syndrome made me laugh. I have a bit of that myself! xx

RETRO REVA said...

I love this !!!!
will be doing it as well !
Too great to pass up!

La Dama said...

Your handwritting is so neat, mine is so messy
My sister call it Chino writting cause they cant understand it.
I need to do this.
LMAO at "Big Dogs Cocks"

Anonymous said...

I'm going to try the phrase on my husband...no response.