Tits in a Tangle and other Tipsy Stories



So, I obviously didn't wear the new, weird hat!

Haha.

Sometimes things just don't go as planned!

Or one gets ballsed up-it wasn't a vegan bbq, it was a vegan potluck! I was 1/2 right!

Vegan bbq's, incidentally, usually consist of lots of soy sausages and various homemade bean patties and falafel. I love stuff like that, so I'm happy whatever kind of bbq it is!

Note ruined villa next door.

Rustle's hair was giving me the horn!
I'm quite jealous of his power fro.

This is Isolde!!
I haven't seen her for fecking ages, probably a year. She's been off the radar a bit.
She treated herself to these fab boots last year, she said!
I love her coat, it apparently has a matching skirt!
She's a bit of an opshopping legend, our Izzy.



Jo was looking her usual sexy self.
She's showing G her monitron.
I'm quite keen to get one; it's an instrument of sorts!

I'm sad about breaking Dave's wine glass.
I just don't know my own strength!

Lovebirds Suza and Eddie.

Zer0 played; I'm out the back having a yap.

No, I don't know what G is doing with his face. He's hanging with Darryl.


My shoes

J o's insanely pointy shoes.


Mikel makes a mini Stonehenge....

Jo and I acted up like the drunken bimbo's we are....


Ha, I look like I have a missing tooth!!
Needless to say, I ended up rather toasted, serves me right for drinking bucketloads of red wine and port.
I had a pukey when I got home, and crawled into bed.
It was 10:30pm.
Yeah, I'm a real party girl.
Bahhahahahahaaaaa
X

28 comments:

Miss Claire said...

Haha, helga, sounds like you were a bit more than tipsy!! Nice work girl. Weird hat or not, you look fab!

LOVING that fro. I must show Hayden!

Xx

VainGlorySinner said...

Looking great even when completely sozzled!

I kinda find it funny how that little shed stood up against the earth quake and the villa did not!

Loving your shoes btw! xxx

Straight Talking Mama! said...

Looking good girl, I do love the missing tooth shot ha ha, how the feck does that happen?!!

Sounds like you had a stonking night apart from the pukey bit!

Miss Peregrin said...

What a good-looking bunch you all are! It looks like a great time was had by all.

Fanny Pinkleton said...

Warm hearted people having lots of fun. My kind of photo spread. Port AND red wine? That'll do it. Good you had a pukey before you went to bed, might take a bit of an edge off the hangover.

And truly a Horn Giving Afro. Is there like an ethereal golden light coming off it?

Ivy Black said...

Tipsy! Understatement, I think, party girl...
Lovely pics....you could roll around in the 'fro all day.
Did you just hit that glass with those serving tong grabby things?
xxx

Kitty said...

Yeah but you probably started early! How did that tooth shot happen?! Bizarre!

Sarah Rose said...

Looks like you had fun! :)
Rose x

Vintage Vixen said...

Wah! Major love for the fro and Izzy's boots. What a fabulous evening despite the curious incident of the missing tooth and the smashed glass.
G's all clean shaven!!!
Hows your head, darling>?
Love ya!
Vix
xxx

Smashingbird said...

The mini Stonehenge is legendary!

Misfits Vintage said...

Whoa I'm in llove all OVER the place here! Your frock (again! still!), your LEGS, Russell's fro, the blue boots, the black and white outfit, stonehenge (Spinal Tap!), the crotch shot and Eddie's expression looking at Suza... ALL FABULOUS!!

Sarah xxx

KibitzKnitz said...

Don't let the pukey get you down, Love. I KNOW you won't, but just has to be said. Love the little caplet and that dress is fab! G is the MASTER of cheekbones... I keep meaning to ask, how's the tattoo going?

Penny Dreadful said...

That photo of you and G is lovely. The broken glass made me laugh, looks like you were so keen to get to the wine you didn't know your own strength! xx

Comtesse de ferveur said...

Fabbers! I love your outfit, those whalenets and your 'tude! xxx

giddynici said...

I have a sneaky feeling you were a little more than tipsy! ;) Looks like lots of fun. Ant that is one amazin fro! x

Alex said...

How's the head now? I think I'd be dead if I'd mixed red wine and port but then I am a wuss who only really like the pale stuff.

I am in love with the fro. I want to sit and pat it.

ps - how interesting about the Sportscraft thing! I wonder how an Aussie frock ended up in a charity shop in Liverpool?

La Dama said...

Ay , the foto of you with broken glass is so cute and funny.
my fave is croth shot.missing tooth, ahahaha
yeah, how does that happen?
G checking out your friend,hahaay!
Mikel is such a 30's babe, and shoe porn too.
hope your better G man looks quite calm compared to your loca.
hugs

Janna Lynn said...

You are hilarious...I was sooo giggling at your rowdy drunken pics! If I have three glasses of wine I'd be having a bit of a pukey myself...I just can't drink at all. Ha ha...luckily I'm wild and clueless without alcohol! No really, other people act like my normal when they are drunk :). Hee hee! You look gorgeous...as do all your pals...what a group of awesome looking people! Your all welcome at my house anyday!! Hearts, Janna Lynn

Janna Lynn said...

Your pics gave me a bit of a giggle! :) I would been ill if only I had three glasses of wine! I just can't handle alcohol...luckily I'm wild and funny without it! :) You've got quite a handsome group there, everyone looked so lovely! You'de all be welcome at my house anyday!! Hearts, janna lynn

Vintage Coconut said...

The shoes you were wearing are gorgeous. I really like the brightness of your dress and the design also. It looks as though you all had a blast! lol

Loo xx from Jumbles and Pompoms said...

Fabulous pics. Errrkk, red wine and port? I get an instantaneous hangover even if I have a smidgen of port - very sad.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

Dearest Helga, hope you're feeling alright today. It's taken me ages to recover this time! I did stay up all night though.

The title of this post cracked me up. I love the blue boots too xx

MyStyle said...

Hi there-Isoldes boots are rocking and you look amazing, love your whole outfit! Sounds like a wild, fun night!! xx

Hope Adela Pasztor said...

looks like a super fun party! i love your standout red dress and sexy red fishnets. jo's style is adorble-very 1920's betty boop meets louise brooks and clara bow. by the way, that G guy is so handsome! he looks like a wizard from harry potter, dressed in Muggle garb. =D

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liz said...

your outfit = perfection. And I looooove fros! Fros B4 Hoes!

Bonnie said...

You have the best parties! I'd love an invitation or maybe I'll just invite myself!

Bonnie

Terri said...

Falafel sounds more like it...looks like you had fun!

Perdita said...

That's one mighty mighty fro!! Although my hair after a tight rag-rolling session just might be bigger ha ha!