This one time at band practice....



....a motley crew assembled to make some noise......




...there was this hot chick, Nix, who had made her own rather sexy frock, and not only that, she looked sexy as in it!




There was pot luck curry to absorb the ridiculous amount of alcohol these "young" bucks
planned to consume........




...there was carnage upon the plains of the back deck, and terror that there may not be another helping.......





Then the bucks of beastiality were set free amongst the noise making machines.....




Fierce concentration and absorption into the moment....




A boy unleashed his new guitar unto the unsuspecting crew.......




A little nap was had......




And a saucy minx showed the crew just how it had to be done........




Voices were loud, energy was high......




There was a spectacular tambourine solo.....




Tongues were moistened, thirsts were quenched......




A little stinky smoke was inhaled, no snogging ensued.....




And a lot of love was enjoyed........


All together now-


AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
And that was our Saturday night!


X

27 comments:

Trees said...

You have to most fun down in Chch! I am so jealous of your pics. Fabulous outfit too - those tights are too AMAZING!

Nelly said...

What a life you lead helga and its good to live it with you even if its only thru your posts

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Well fek me I nearly died at this outfit - the head piece! The tights! The Mrs S blouse! And OMG I want to do my eye makeup just like yours - with an outfit like that, you should have had an audience of at LEAST 10,000 fans!!! Yes, I'm with you, old, falling apart vintage absolutely must be worn and I love the sound of your much-love pieces:)))). xoxoxoxoxxo

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

I would expect nothing less than a spectacular tamborine solo! Are you available to play in South London? ;-)

VainGlorySinner said...

What an exciting life you lead dear Helga! Every night is a party in your house!

I really really really love those tights of yours, please wear them more often!

Love your makeup and fascinator!!!

Smashingbird said...

When are we gonna get to here your dulcet tones?

Miss Peregrin said...

This one time at band practice you all looked so sensational, and had so much fun that you made me supremely jealous. I want to start a band, just in the hopes that my band practices would be as fun as yours!

delia hornbook said...

I would love to listen to your singing evening such a shame you couldn't put it onto here? Love your eye makeup and that blouse is so pretty you look great in red. And your friend who made her dress looks gorgeous to and such a lovely dress to. dee x

Misfits Vintage said...

FABULOUS!

This was like reading a Dr Suess/Dostoyevski hybrid and you look amazing, as always!

That frock is wonderful and hello, there are my favourite tights!!

Wish I were there... I would join you on the tamborine and be your doowop girl!

Telephonelove, Sarah xxx

Calamity Jem said...

Dear Helga,
I'm in love with Nix's dress, well done, that gal for making it herself, the fabric is stunning & the cut is perfectissimo!
Your outfit & make-up is fan-frigging-tastic too!
Those tights are completely wild, they made me think of going to see a metal band called Mudvayne in the late 90s, the drummer dude had his face painted in black & white stripes...I must go and dig out their CD...
Helga you inspire me so much ;)
Take care luv,
Jem
xXx

Franca said...

red-white black perfection!

Vintage Vixen said...

Arghhhhh! Mrs Slocombe would be turning in her grave at your fabulousness! That is one hot outfit, you gorgeous beast, you.
Nik's frock is marvellous, she's a clever little chicken isn't she?
LOVE YOU!
Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mrs Munster said...

Awww. This was awesome post. I just love how bold colour tights you were and get them to perfection with your outfit. I've always been bit "scared" to wear tights with peep-toe shoes but Helga shows again how fabulous they look :)

Louise said...

Nix's homemade frock is fabulous I love it. I also love those tights, they are the best tights I've ever seen... you even look cool for band practice! I'm off to make curry now... nom nom! xx

Prutha said...

loving the b/w leggings and the blue maxi dress is sooo coool!! lovely outfits ladies!!

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MyStyle said...

Hi there-everyone looks so splendid in their gorgeous dresses and it looks an awesome evening too! xx

seƱora Allnut said...

really love your wonderful outfit, from the headpiece to the striped tights, everything is pretty cool!, and it's so funny to watch your band practice!!
besos & lots of fun

Rose&Bird said...

Great outfit, as always. Wish my Saturday nights were as much fun. I love singing when no-one (except the baby) can hear me, but I don't think I could be in a band!

LandGirl1980 said...

Your style knows no bounds my girl. If you dress like this for practice - I simply HAVE to know what you wear to a gig!!

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

That looks brilliant fun! Your outfit is amazing, I love it! Much love, C xx

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

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La Dama said...

Helgita,
Adorar that outfit and black/white tights,that is one of my fave blouses from the Helgita Collection.
Nix is a genius,cant believe she made that wonderful dress.
food looks delish and rockin band amigos are so cool.

Terri said...

so, do you actually sing and will we ever get to HEAR you?

shazza said...

Never a dull moment with you Helga! Love your blog!

Ronnie Rabbit said...

Those are killer tights :) You eye make up is brilliant, well done you look stuning

Vintage Coconut said...

Those tights have got to be the LOVELIEST THINGS EVER! They remind me of the Carnival!! I love em!

Scarlett Fontaine said...

You are so rocking those tights - love it! The band pictures are great. Scarlett x