But I felt it, never-the-less.
After a session with Mrs Slocombe on Sunday night (Are You Being Served re-runs), I simply had to wear my new pussy bow frock that my beloved Vix sent me last week.
Last night I did battle with a woman at the Linksys call centre in The Phillipines, trying to get my wretched wireless thingy re-configured and re-installed.
I finally told her I'd ring back another time, as it was just taking too frigging long and she was doing my head in!
I just want it done, already!
Is that too much to ask?!
At least my internal radio is keeping me amused today with such gems as "New Moon on Monday" (Duran Duran) and various The Donnas tunes.
Have I mentioned that Duran Duran was the second ever live concert I ever saw?
The first was Slim Dusty at the Cootamundra Town Hall.
My coolness is never ending, huh?!