Pix that make me wanna get up, get dressed and get fruity!

O, Rocky!



Sophia!

Pam Grier!




Mrs Slocombe!




Liza!




Strawberry Switchblade!




Dame Edna!




Russ Meyer, Cynthia Meyers, Dolly Read, Hugh Hefner!


Hmmm, I think Hugh should just give up gracefully now.....
It just don't seem natural to him anymore!




Well, this just makes me hysterical!


Has done for years, now!



Gorgeous! Hawt!


I think it might be Gloria Hendry?

Ann Margret!


That HAIR!!!




The Ronettes!


Sophia!



From "What a way to go"!

Yeah, I'm crook in bed with kitteh company.

I have a virus, apparently.

On the bright side, I have time to lie around and think about what I will do for when I hit 200 followers! I really must, as I dropped the ball when I hit 100.

Hopeless!

Thinking hurts, though.......
X!

36 comments:

Ronnie Rabbit said...

..its a jump to the left!
Sorry you are feeling ill, must have been that water. Get better soon and in the meantime enjoy looking at your lovely photos x

Kitty said...

Hope you feel better soon! Pam Griers boobs-who knew!

Scarlett said...

Hope you fell better soon. Great post, and that minx ann margret getting to spend all that time she did with Elvis! Scarlett x

Miss Peregrin said...

This post reminds me how long it has been since I watched Rocky Horror. It's unacceptable! I hope you get better soon darling, it isn't nice being sick. I have a virus too! Lucky we have our kitties to keep us company.

Alex said...

What, no Vix in that collection? How rude!

My mum used to look like Liza in Caberet but for some bizarre reason she thinks this is some sort of terrible comparison! I don't understand her sometimes.

Big hugs to you. Hope the virus sods off to annoy someone else very soon.

Nelly said...

2 style icons down Not good Hope you are back to your beautiful self soon xxx

Louise said...

Cabaret and Rocky horror are my 2 favourite musicals. 'Tell us about it Janet' lol. I love your list, but I'd add Brigitte Bardot too. On you tube there's a whole compilation of Mrs Slocombe 'my pussy' Quotes, its a hoot and certainly will make you feel better.

Hope you get well soon my lovely. Xx

Rose&Bird said...

Do you know, I haven't seen Rocky Horror or Cabaret?! Funnily enough Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff), was on Cash In The Attic on Friday evening. Don't know if you get it in NZ, but basically an expert picks out valuable things in people's houses and then they sell them at auctions and the owners get the money. There's a celeb and a 'normal' people version.

Hope you feel better soon x

jkubenka said...

Well, I know it's a difficult thing for such a go-getter as your darling self to be flat in bed, but take your meds, a hot toddy or three, and get well!

Love the pictures in today's post -- what a lovely mixture of people and images!

Shewearscrazywell said...

Feel better soon! I hate sickness...boo. But what a lovely collection of hawt pics! :) Hearts, janna lynn

Vix said...

Eeek! Glad it's a virus and not dirty water poisoning! You poor darling, hope G's waiting on you hand and foot and you're getting lots of kittie love.
What a host of beauties. I want Pam Grier's boobs, Ann Margaret's hair, that African chick's jewellery and the bird in the bikini's arse, please!
Love you
Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Max said...

backcombed and polkadotted up strawberry switchblade, what a brilliant blast from the past!

Psycho Sue- Sew Misunderstood said...

thanks doll i needed that today. i woke up as a bitch =-p

Miss Claire said...

Oh Helga, sounds like everyone's a bit under the weather at the moment....sending you plenty of kisses and fabulousness to get you out of bed soon! Loved all of the inspirational ladies (and men!), they have me wanting to play dress ups at midnight!

Xoxox Claire

La Dama said...

Oh amor, I know G man is spoiling you to bits.
virus are very bad cause they always stay in your tummy. love Sopihi and Ann Margets big ass hair. of course Rocky Horror too.
besos

KibitzKnitz said...

Sorry you're still feeling crummy! Although a nice nest in bed and G for a house-boy prolly makes that a little better. Hope you're on the mend soon!

Misfits Vintage said...

Damn you virus. We missed you on skype tonight amor!

SO I would totally go lez for Pam Grier (her boobs are second ONLY to yours) and that cat thing is now my wallpaper - FUNNY!!!

Love, hope you feel a million times better tomorrow.

Loveandlez, Sarah xxx

seƱora Allnut said...

Dear Unconventional Helga, love your pics and your great inspirational archives!, so funny to watch all that images!,
get well soon!!
besos

Mrs Munster said...

Hope you get better soon!

Rae said...

I made my mum watch Caberet last week after she made me watch Belleville Rendezvous... wine was drunk and good giggle and shimmy had by us both!

Hope you feel better very soon xx

Crying is the New Croquet said...

What a fun post. I love inspiration.

Is it strange that I'm strongly attracted to Tim Curry as Dr. Frankenfurter? I think I've taken turns emulating both Magenta and Columbia at some point.

Also, I keep trying to copy Sophia's makeup but I have yet to actually look anything like Sophia. C'est dommage!

Krista said...

Wow, some I know some I don't but all I love!

Faster Pussycat MEOW!!!

pastcaring said...

Fab pics, thanks for amusing us from your sick bed!
Hope you feel much better soon, missing pics of your own special Helga-ness!

Smashingbird said...

I have an unsavoury attraction to Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, I think it's the Terry De Havilland platforms..... Dolly & Cynthia are my faves tho, big tits & hair, awesomness! xxx

Ivy Black said...

Fab roll call of inspiration. I love Tim Curry, he is wondrous. I have had many a Sing-Along-a-Rocky Horror evenings out in his company.
Take care sweetie and get well soon...glam that fecking virus away.
xxx

the fashion turd said...

wow, what a delicious selection of female forms!!! i have never seen pam grier looking so smokin! ....and thanks for your lovely comments and no doubt you will reach the 200 mark very very soon! :-) x

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Miss Magpie said...

Get well soon. x

Perdita said...

Super duper. Love all of these, especially Columbia and Mrs Slocombe.

Hope you're feeling more chipper tomorrow!

Terri said...

thanx for sharing the inspiration. Perhaps the 200th celebration will come to you in a dream...

Debbie Baker Burns said...

I'm glad I found your blog. I love your vintage look and I've added your blog to my vintage blogroll so I can keep up with you! Debbie http://thriftygirlvintage.com

Trees said...

We are going to see Rocky on the big screen this SATURDAY!! SO Excited!!

Get better soon pretty lady

xoxox

Llara is the Little Scribbler said...

Well don't you think too hard then petal! Sarah said you guys have been getting aftershocks from the quakes (Apologies if you've mentioned it - I'm just doing some catching uo right now!). I hope all is weel and y'all are safe xxx

Llara is the Little Scribbler said...

ps - tatatatatata taaach meeee!

RETRO REVA said...

Awesomeness all around !!!!!!!!!
Pop by. i have drag queens today....
I so miss my Queens
as I am "fag hag" from way back!
Love you as always!!!
xXx
Reva

Shayla said...

Oh my gosh! You have posted the most perfect of all perfection! I adore this blog ever so much! Everything is so very darling.