Super Smoove

I shimmied into my best caftan and 70's bling last night.

I pumped up my hair, slipped on some lashes, and applied a golden glow.

G slithered into the leopard number I made him last year and applied his best smoove expression.

He wants you to admire his tie...

...and invites thoughts on what the lady might be holding in her arms....

Our vote is that it's a badger.

James blew us away with his stunning crimplene suit!

His outfit was completed with fabulous 70's sunnies, shirt & tie.
Great minds clearly think alike.

Look deep into his eyes.........

Fab retro bottle given to me by my sister years ago!

James thoughtfully brought along some mood music.

We found this slinky tart by the back door.

The only actual cocktail we made was a Da Vinci Code.

Other than that it was a bit of a free for all.

G also wants to know if y'all think he's as smoove as this fella on the LP inside sleeve.


Let's dance!


Esther Williams styley.
I think.

We made up a spiffy song.

The perfect footrest!

And now for our little song.....

Band practice/recording tonight!



Vintage Coconut said...

You guys really do have all the fun don't you?? I mean seriously!! I am insanely jelous of all this propaganda you show us in pictures all the time.

HELL I don't even know if thats the right word for it!! It just sounded good! lol

Loved your song!

Nelly said...

Ditto everything VC said and tell G he is way smoover than that fella xx any old

Comtesse de ferveur said...

ha ha looks like a brilliant night! You are all looking rather cool indeed. And G's smooth smooze is impeccable. I think the lady on the tie might be carrying a stylised fat cat?! xxx

lady sélénite said...

the leopard suit is so awesome !

Ronnie Rabbit said...

Another fabulous evening, loving the fringe :)

Penny Dreadful said...

I ADORE your caftan, you sexy thang. Your dinner looks drool-worthy as always, I'd love to go for a meal at your house xx

Shewearscrazywell said...

I love you even more than I did before! You crack me up...the sexy eating photos were the best! I loved hearing your song too!!! G's tie is just fabulous...I think the lady is holding a meerkat for sure. :) Your get together's are why someone needs to invent a teleporting device for me to join you one day! Hearts, Janna Lynn

Miss Claire said...

Oh oh ohhh!! I so want to hang with you guys. You're all so fabulous. G is smooth, I vote the animal is a baby lion with a premature mane, and the seductive dessert photos are wicked! Loooove your outfits! Xoxoxo

La Dama said...

You locos are always such great sexy fun.
I am in your love with your caftan, reminds me of my 50's hot pink nightie that I wore for my Vampire fotos.
G man's tie is vintagefastic, I think its a big cat or doggy.
I would so love go go over for one of your home cooked dinners amor.

Kitty said...

Yum yum cats bum!!!

One day I'll make it to NZ and crash one of your parties!

I think the lady on G's tie would be holding a small puppy, as was the fashion then, she looks like a 20s or 30s deco lady to me.

Misfits Vintage said...

Clearly G's tie shows Mrs Slocomb's pussy!

Bloody hell - another fabulous dinner party at your place and you're all looking bloody AMAHAYAZING!

Id love to know what was on your play list for the evening darling - apart from 'Brangelina', which I predict will go number one with a bullet!

Loveandothercatastrophes, Sarah xxx

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

It's clearly a wolverine, twas quite the thing at one time. Sadly they lived on a diet of cloche hats and the practise was discontinued.

I hope you'll be publishing the lyrics to Brangelina so we can all sing along at home!


Ivy Black said...

You are all gawjuss!
It's a ferret without a doubt and I wouldn't be holding it that close 'cos they be stinky and ferret wee is a bugger to get out of velvet!!
G is even smoother than LP chap because his hair is so slinky.

Rose&Bird said...

Well, I was was going to say the thing on G's tie is a persian cat, but everyone else's suggestions are much better. He has a fabulous 'catalogue man' pose!
Your parties look like so much fun x

Anonymous said...

it's definitely a crossover between a cat and a monkey. grant looks awesomely sexy in his leopard suit by the way! my mouth started watering when i looked at the picture of all the lovely food - and you are insane. i'd love to be back for a couple of days. xxxxxxxx

the fashion turd said...

oh Ms Trollop...what a delicious evening you look like you are having....thank you for your very kind comments....i am potentially thinking that you might like to be my next interview victim on me blog??? do you concur??

p.s i think that the creature on the tie is a 'slow loris'


The Fashion Turd x

Rae said...

You have mules on. Mules with high heels. Mules with frou frou on the front. I am JEALOUS. I love and covet your mules

Max said...

Hmmm, baby yeti on the tie perhaps? and wooah, that looks like one rolliking good night!!!!

Krista said...

I love G's outfit, holy sweet mother of Jesus!!!! You guys are a crack up, wonderful outfits all of you, killer cocktails, that food looked delicious, and dessert with song.....AUGHHHH me want to be there or have ya'all over to play.

Nights like that are what life's about. Glad to see you all grabbing it by the balls!!!!

Rock on!

Shayla said...

Oh Helgo how I wish we lived close by, I would love to get ripped a bit with you and your pals nightly - I mean, one nite! I love seeing your outfits and when you post pics of the foods you partake in! Being from the USA, I find it so interesting to see what the rest of the world is eating!

Please come by and join my new blog - you were one of my inspirations!

Crying is the New Croquet said...

Oh man, you're fabulous! I wish I could have you at all my dinner parties.

Alex said...

I think the thing on the tie is the offspring of a Pekingese dog and a very small lion. It's brilliant, whatever it is.

I think you've been watching too much Nigella. All the orgasmic food photos - thoroughly trollopy behaviour!

ps - the song was so awesome that my computer froze. All I could hear was the song on a loop and then 5 minutes later the video played at hilarious Benny Hill speed. I dunno what it was meant to look and sound like but I like the version I had ;-)

Hope Adela Pasztor said...

I love your shimmery makeup and flowing red robe! =)

Bonnie said...

Ok, you guys are having way too much fun! You throw the funnest parties. I know we, your divine followers, would love to crash your next shindig. Loving the fringe Helga.

Smashingbird said...

Looks like sooo much fun, I wanna come to your parties : (

Anonymous said...

I'm catching up on your blog backwards...I've listened to the lyrics now. Sounds like a good time was had by all.

Christina @ Fashion's Most Wanted said...

I love your parties! xx