Mantools and Weatherboards

G has been butchly beavering away with powertools on the back wall of the house today.
makes for a great backdrop for my fabulous new frock from my beloved Vix , which oozes unctuously over my copious curves.....
Hairbow from my darling Sarah , the shoes are 70's and were a gift many moons ago, the earrings are the divine 60's ones I picked up yesterday for $2, and the necklaces are both opshopped, the top one being scrummy 70's uber bling!
I'm really into these earrings!
If I ever get bored with them, I think Liz kind of likes them!
I don't think I'll be getting bored with them in a hurry though, darl!
A little light refreshment was required.....
Tasty beverage!
And now-from drab to fab!
Here is the blue lace frock, transformed from its original sacklike proportions into a sleek little strapless frock!
I much prefer it!
I made a big fuck off bow to wear as a brooch, in my hair, up my arse, whatever takes my fancy.
Mr Humpers, the slinky little sexpot, helped me display the frock on the lawn.
I've never seen such posing!
When I tried to remove the frock from beneath him, he tried to bite it.
I think that means he approves!

X

31 comments:

Vintage Sweetheart said...

I like the backdrop it looks like a fashion shoot! That frock makeover is pretty fab and Mr Humpers seems to love it. He's too cute.

Em x

Kitty said...

Oh wow, that's some serious sewing you've done there! Might have to keep a pile aside for when you visit! That's the trade-off for all the cocktails I'll be force-feeding you, see.
that platter for G looks scrumptious, I'd have happily joined in the man-work for a bit of that, yum.xx.

Lucy-Mae said...

That dress transformation is amazing (and so is all the sewing that went into it).

You look great as always, and your cat is a total cutie too!

The Brunette said...

Gosh thats so clever how you have made that into a fsb dress and bow.

Mr Humpers its too cute for words our cat Thomas acts like that too xx

The Brunette said...

Sorry meant to write fab dress not fsb! xx

Nelly said...

I LOVE that dress on you perfect colour perfect fit just perfect.And great job on the lace dress when will we see it on you?

Lee said...

Hahahahahaah! That video is fantastic! He's beautiful! 'so manly!' =]

The fuck off bow is wonderful. =]

Lee x

OP SHOP MAMA said...

A much more subdued colour scale than your usual.. but i like it a lot! Very cool. Vix sure has grand taste..

Nice makeover. I'm looking forward to seeing your buxom-ness in that.

Have a happy daylight savings day.

xx

Dial V for Vintage said...

Great transformation! The dress looks so much better now... I cant wait to see pictures of you wearing it :). And your kitty is such a cutie :D.

Mary Lou said...

wow i love what you did with that blue lace dress, it looks so gorgous now!!! and also your fabulous maxi dres!!! enjoy your cider and have a nice weekend!!!
love and kiss,mary

Tomye said...

I think this is my favourite dress yet. You are so smart to see that little strapless number inside that frock. Oh, I love the kitty cheesecake! -T

VainGlorySinner said...

Wowee! I love the frock transformation! It looks gorgeous! I can't wait to see it on!

Mmm that plate of cheese and crackers looks divine!

Humpers is a very sexy kitty, look at him rolling about in ecstasy sunning his lovely fluffy tum tum! xxx

Annimal House said...

Such great frocks!! I second Mr Humper's approval of the revamped blue lace number, he sure knows sexy when he lays on it!!

pastcaring said...

Oh that Mr Humpers is SUCH a show off. Like his mama...!
Look at you tres elegant and fashiony against the distressed wood with your posh new earrings and divine frock!
I am so looking forward to seeing you in the blue lace. Please advise about strapless bras - I have never found one that does the job, so I need a recommendation from Madam Booboid!
Did butch G get all his work finished before the sight of his power tools overcame you? Hahahaha! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lakota [Faith Hope and Charity Shopping] said...

Hubba - that electric blue frock is amazing now! When do we see it unleashed?

Vintage Coconut said...

*There is a damn fly buzzing around my head*

*Ahem*
Hello Helga.... Your blog title sounded rather naughty if I do say so myself. *hehe*
I love the dress Vix found you.

I would have run into your backyard and ran off with some of your refreshments. It looks delicious... LIKE ALL FOOD YOU SHOW!
Your revamo in the blue dress is just WOW. I can't wait to see it on you. I think you need a wand with you when you wear it. It is that Amazing!

Hannah said...

You look gorgeous, loving the blusher makes your eyes look ruddy magical. I am very much partial to big fuck off bows, that is seriously one of my sayings, it changes from brooch to bow to other accessories too!

Louise said...

That dress is stunning, it could have been made for your lady lumps. Can't wait to see where your big F+#k off bow ends up. Xx

LandGirl1980 said...

Nice pussy.

(sorry - couldn't resist. I should be ashamed - but I aint)

delia hornbook said...

WOW i have to say that you were just born to wear vintage every time i see you..you just look amazing. I love the way you have your hair today. And OMG that dress looks so much nicer i would love to see it on you please. You did a fab job. And bless Mr Humpers how cute is he ;-)) dee xx

A Woman Of No Importance said...

I heart Mr Humpers - He could even pop Mr Darcy (also my heartthrob) into a cocked hat ;) xxx

Vix said...

That dress is divine on you, it fits your curves like a dream!!!! The 20p man would be thrilled if he could be you in one of his frocks.
That snack tray is making me salivate and as for that cider, you tease!!!
LOve YOU!
Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

La Dama said...

Helgastica,
You are totally matching those fab wooden walls.
I am loving your cute princessa poses and dress totally match your shiny earrings. Vixcita is the bomba!
Mr humpers is totally in love with you amor.
oh I am salivating at your lace frock and fuck me bow. mmm love cheesy bites.

La Dama said...

BTW
nice hearing your sexy voice again amor.

Terri said...

I love the colors and the print in the dress Vix sent!

Krista said...

There are those beautiful blue eyes again! This dress is gorgeous on you and the colors of the wall behind you are perfect. I love that tray of goodies, my kind of snacks for sure. I have a serious weakness for avocados especially.

Your dress is simply transformed, wow, you got skillz. Can't wait to see you rock that bow! Mr. Humpers is a sexpot playboy and I want to kiss his belly.

Trees said...

Nice work on altering the frock - I can't wait to see you wear it. Also loving the frock in these photos - you look great and the wall is the perfect backdrop:)

Hot Pink Combat Boots said...

Love the floral frock - it looks goregous on you. The antipasti platter looks delish - what is in the center bowl??

xoxo
Michelle

Misfits Vintage said...

I don't know what I love more: the FRICKIN AMAZING FROCK from Vix, the fabulous backdrop or your INCREDIBLE SEWING SKILLS OF MEGADEATH! OR Mr H, rolling around in the sunshine like Madonna in Like a Virgin!

You looks just BEAUTIFUL in that maxi, amor, I LOVE IT! AND YOU! Sarah xxx

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Gawd how the hell did I miss this spectacular post? What a goddamn gorgeous lace frock you've re-worked! It looks perfectly crafted and has all my bells and whistles dinging!! I cannot WAIT to see you in it so watching the gorgeous Humpers having a roll on it was sheer delight - god a love your pussies!!!! Vix has done it again - 10/10 for fit and spectacular booboid showcasing and lusting after those earrings!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoox

Devil made in Heaven said...

The dress you are wearing looks so good on you and it is gorgeous.
Love what you did with the blue one. I wished I could sew that good. Sometimes I see that most amazing dresses but when I try to make one off my own, I and up with a little tragedy instead of a dress. :)
xx