Desperately Seeking Dumplings

Desperately Seeking Susan Dumplings
Meet me at the old Salesyards
12:30pm
Bring your own sauce.
G helped me style this look, after we watched Desperately Seeking Susan together yesterday afternoon whilst drinking mezcal.
He had never seen it, and really enjoyed it!
You may remember this frock from my dead bride post in May.
I've just hitched it up around the waist and added a belt.
The tails are vintage, and were from a friend.
The boots I bought in the nineties, and haven't worn for frigging ages! In fact, I've probably only worn them once in the last ten years!
We took Justine out for dumplings, cos she's been having a shitty weekend.
G and I have been wanting to do a shoot at these old saleyards over on Deans Ave for a while. No idea why this massive mostly vacant lot has never been developed! Great setting, though!
We busted G's dumpling virginity.
O yeah.

Here's something you don't see everyday....
The great wall of foundation garments!
Hahahahaaaaaaaa!

That's the arm of the couch on the bottom left!

video


Hope y'all having a splendid weekend!
We have tomorrow off; it's Labour Day here in NZ-hurrah!
I am currently slightly sozzled on red wine!
It's gotten all warm and sunny and a bit oozy......mmmmm
X
PS: I am totally petrified of spiders, I can't even bear the word, really, so sorry if I made anyone feel oogly (like I make myself feel just thinking about it)yesterday!
White tails are quite poisonous; they came over from Australia, NZ has nothing native that's poisonous!

38 comments:

delia hornbook said...

Blinking heck you are so brave and you have the most amazing figure and you make those under garments look super sexy ;-) What a great setting for a photo shoot. It always amazes me street art there are some real great talents out there that will never ever be regonised. You look amazing love the outfit you almost remind me of Madonna back in the 80's to. Have a great day off tomorrow, dee xx

Vintage Coconut said...

OOOMMMGGGG! Best location EVER. wow that place looks InSaNeLy AWSOME!
Looking sexy in that outfit Susan I mean Helga.
The pictures kinda made me laugh because it was you, you, you so I imagined G was taking them.. then POP there is G and you... THEN JUSTINE! It was all too much in my head I was wondering who would else would pop up in one of the door ways.

"VA VA VA VOOMMMMM @ you in your UNDERGARMENTS!" *Swings panties in the air* *wooooo wooooo wooooo*

Okay now that video of you made my night. I am watching it again as soon as I press post on this comment.
TOP MODEL OF THE UNIVERSE HELGA VON TROLLOP!!

Miss Tallulah Porkchop said...

Lol, love your knickers shot! Woo hoo! xx

I am mental for that white lace dress and putting it with black was perfect!

Miss Claire said...

Hellooooo boys!!!!!! Look at you, fit for a vintage pin-up magazine! You looked wicked in the white dress and tails, I'd never have thought to combine the two and you did it amazingly! Nice styling, G! And oh my, dumplings?!!! I need me some pan-fried vegie dumplings ASAP! Pity I'm broke. Will have to wait until later on this week!

Xoxoxox Claire

ana b. said...

O my goodness, Helga! I wish I could be as brave and awesome as you. You're fantastic, lady. I must watch Desperately Seeking Susan. I was scarred after watching Madonna "act" in that movie with Rupert Everett, but maybe I'll give Madonna the actress another go.

Dashfield Vintage said...

Ooo you look kind of Victorian in this outfit! I love dresses with super high collars and lots of lace. I used to work in costume and wardrobe and would use any excuse to go and raid the Victorian section! And dumplings, YUM!! I could happily eat them everyday for the rest of my life!

the Citizen Rosebud said...

you are so freakin' awesome i can even think.

love the look. love the attitude. and the foundation garment needs its own calender.

Ivy Black said...

Feck me, girl! You are our poster girl, you know that don't you?!I could run up and down those legs all day!
That's a stonking location. I wish we had such a place here, but they'd have knocked it down and built twenty starter homes on it.
xxxxx

Rose&Bird said...

You look great - I love the combination of black and white! What a great setting - you'd struggle to find places like that here. they're either boarded up cos of 'elth and safety, or been knocked down and turned into yuppie hutches!

Two things I now need to do in my life - eat dumplings and watch Desperately Seeking Susan, although not necessarily at the same time.

Mrs Munster said...

Thanks for clearing the "arm of the couch" :) (or is it just me with a bit too naughty imagination". I looove the photos with the graffiti background and you in them makes them just fab.

Kandi said...

Only you could make massive knickers and a pantygirdle look sexy!
Loving the Madonna look too, I really love that lacy frock.
Kandi xx

Misfits Vintage said...

OOOMMMGGG! Love it all! The frock! And tail, bow, belt, boots! FABULOUS location - SPLENDIFEROUS foundation garments and SPECTACULAR supermodel video! You rock the universe!

LoveYourBosoms, Sarah xxx

Louise said...

OMG I love this look! Seriously you look fantastic, G is a great stylist too! I bet you are partying now at the all blacks having won? Have fun. Xx

Nelly said...

You are such a delight HH always ready to make us smile.and I love how G loves to get involved If only my other half was as much fun xx

Miss Rayne said...

YAY! for foundation garments, thats hot stuff.

Vix said...

Now that's a sight for sore eyes on a Sunday morning! Good god woman, how frigging hot are you in your undergarments? Jon's been in twice to have a closer look, dirty bugger.
Loving the wedding frock and tails, you look GORGEOUS and that urban setting is splendid and soooo cool!
Yay to popping G's dumpling cherry. I'm like a virgin with my dumplings, too.
LOVE YOU, you hot mama
Vix
xxxxxxxx

VainGlorySinner said...

You look SPECTACULAR! Ohhhhhh I love this look on you!!! That cat walk video at the bottom was brilliant!

The boots are divine.. you should get them out more often! I love that G helped style you! What a lovely man he is :D

Hot and saucy! xxx

D♥R said...

I have to meet you ! You're my soul mate or something ! "You've got the swag and it's pumping out your ovaries!" Kreayshawn

dina vanessa mercado said...

lovely outfit!!! tha camera really loves you.. and oh soo love your last picture pretty in pink!!! sooo sexy!!!! love it!!! enjoyed your blog..following you now..hope you could visit my blog too... kissess!!!!


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seƱora Allnut said...

whouuu, lovely retro undergarments!!, and a video!!, you're always funny and pretty fabulous!!
And love your old booties and red tights!, but love specially that tailcoat over the lace dress, really so eighties!!, delightful!!
besos

La Dama said...

You hot tamale! you could be a maidenform advert modelo.
I freaking love the white lace dress and with tail coat even more. your cat walk is perfectolicious. loved that G man help with styling. I adorar the photo of you two matching outfits, great spot for fotos.I love dumplings!
You always amaze me amorcito
besotes

Straight Talking Mama! said...

Love the location for that shoot, fabulous!

And hello, why would you need foundation garments, what a bod! May I add legs to die for too

LandGirl1980 said...

I am going to make you a badge.

Upon this badge shall be the following words:-

"Best Bangers. Fact"

Shewearscrazywell said...

EEEEEp! I love it! The tails, read tights, lace up boots, Vintage Madonna works for you! That G is sooo good at styling and you two match! How cute! I love the graffiti filled setting....and your model walk....perrrrfect! Hearts, janna lynn

Krista said...

Where do I begin so much AWESOMENESS! I love the location you chose I am a huge fan of graffiti art and this place is GORGEOUS! I am loving your DSS outfit the lace the boots the tails, you nailed it! G rocks the red pants like no one else and yum yum dumplings!!!

But your foundation shot is EPIC, you are a 50's pin up dream. Who needs balls when you have a VAG!!!!!

Loveit!!!!
Krista

Sissy said...

Yes, that movie is one of my 80's favorites, and I seriously covet that skull train case - great job on the photo shoot, love the pics...

Dandy-Doll said...

A great place to take pictures!! i love your bag!

XOXO

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Max said...

great inspiration, outfit, setting and undergarments! You really are a star x

pinktutu72 said...

Mmmmm tasty! The dumplings look good too! It's all so awesome. I love the background you look like you're straight out of an 80's video! Love you and G together too you both always look so complimentary:)
Karlene

Luna Tiger said...

You walk like a star ! Love the lace dress and desperatly seeking susan is one of my favorite films !
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two squirrels said...

The foundation for fabulous is with out a doubt the one and the only Miss Helga!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEKKKKK you are my hero!!!!!!!!!

Trees said...

Such an excellent spot for a photo shoot - I LOVE the pic with you and G. Also undergarment photo is awesome and just one more thing...mmmmm....dumplings....

Kitty said...

wow you've got so many comments on this one, woo hoo! Undergarments are supreme my dear, great backdrop and outfit. Forgive me if my comments are a bit crap and slow, am very sick and busy just now. Love to you and yours.xx.

Stacey Kay said...

Hahaha love your sense of humor! I adore your daring style.

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dinoprincesschar said...

What an amazing venue for photos, and i really love the red tights! i think i would have been too wimpy to try a bright colour with the pale lace dress.

Hannah said...

Oh my I ruddy love this outfit! I am seriously jealous of those boots, they are brilliant. I want dumplings now, I need to watch that film, I have never seen it, crazy I know! xx

Style Sud-Est said...

Hi Helga darling, i am back! will be posting soon pics from NY, god i am so boring compare to you, lol!
Love the pics, location is great, your dress is fabulous, i have one similar and now you inspired me to how to style it, you are my style guru Helga,love you so much!

Ariane xxxx

pastcaring said...

You look AMAZING!!!! I love these photos, the setting, the frock, the jacket, the F-O bow, the boots, the strut, everything. Oh but then we get to the bottom of it all - the foundations, so to speak, and we have pure Helga magic, ooh la la!
I think I may have an erection...
PS. How was G's first time with a dumpling?