Vulgarity Hilarity

A taste of historical (or should that be hysterical) frenzy!
Justine and I like to amuse ourselves throughout our days at work by sending slightly cryptic rude emails to each other.
They have to be a little cryptic to get past her workplace email security, so outright naughty words are a no go.
Instead we send things like "vag rot" or "recticula rancidity". Or "penile pustulence".

Occasionaly I send amusingly relevant things I find, such as:




Trees said...

I love the wig, shoes & frock - you are awesome!

Max said...

Helga? Is that you under there?
Wonderfully mental as ever x

Vintage Sweetheart said...

I'm sure receiving that in your inbox was definitely make the day a little more interesing. You are a vulgar woman and I love it!

Em xx

pastcaring said...

You are bloody bonkers, woman, it's why we love you!
Could you really truly walk in those shoes? You are a better woman than I!

Good to know you and Justine are hard at work thinking up rude emails - hey, whatever gets you through, right?! Hope your reticule never goes rancid, love!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

OP SHOP MAMA said...

I want that funky outfit! And I think patience is over-rated.

Kitty said...

What a fabulous jumpsuit, it toally suits your personality! I too, agree with the postcard.xx.

Kelly said...

Hehe, I saw this top picture pop up in my newsfeed. You look fierce! :)

I'm gonna try the email game now, someone needs an email titled 'vag rot'

sacramento said...

Hahahahahhaha. You are soooooooooooooooo UNIQUE, my dear Helguita.

LandGirl1980 said...

Vag rot.


That is all.

Penny Dreadful said...

Anything can be filthy if you just put your mind to it. Living in the land of Carry On has taught me that if nothing else (ps, Are you Being Served was on telly the other night and Mrs Slocombes pussy was pregnant. Of course I thought of you) xx

Perdita said...

Vulgarity is where it's at!

Krista said...

They broke the mold with you my dear! Your mad and we love it! I'm so happy to hear that I am not the only who enjoys some dirty talk. I work from home but my main office is small with less than 15 employees so every once in a while I will turn on the overhead page and start making fart noises.

Never looked better on your knees :) Those shoes are fierce!


Vix said...

I love some cryptic dirty talk, it's about all I miss from working. You are an absolute legend and we love ya, don't ever change.
I adore you in that frock and wig, those stripper shoes are the most fabulous thing ever (after you).
Love you!

Frocktasia said...

Fnar Fnar!
Anything to escape the dullness of the 9 to 5, eh!
We used to amuse ourselves by giving each other vulgar names at work; Fanny Fucksworth was one of mine and I called one of my lovely colleagues who’s real name is Angus, Anus Mcfaeces. Very puerile but it made me chuckle.

La Dama said...

You sexy Disco prostitute!
I love this outfit. Vag Rot, hahaayy!! sorta a word my sisters and I use in spanish,lol

Anonymous said...

Oh jeezy creezy that pic made me spit coffee out my nose! You crack me up! I had to call my mom and sis in law in to see this rofl. Vag rot eeewwww lol

Vintage Coconut said...

beehahaha Helga that doesn't even really look like you. (laugh)
Love the story and the last comic pic is hilarious.

Mary Lou said...

hahaha helga this pic is awesome, but you better should have been dancin the hustle with this wig!!!
and i love this postcard;)

WendyB said...

Seriously, I would be so full of virtue...

Misfits Vintage said...

Holy bejesus - you are PORNTASTIC!

Boom chicka wah wah!

That frock is pretty spectacular - those shoes are always a fave - and you know I ADORE an afro... but mostly it's your pose and your EXPRESSION, darling - YOU DESERVE A PULITZER FOR FABULOUSNESS!

LoveHOLIDAYS, Sarah xxx

Tomye said...

I think I wore this outfit to the disco in the 80s! You have to do something to get through the day when you are a soaring eagle surrounded by turkeys. -T

Style Sud-Est said...

yup, i say that to myself in the train going to work when the damm thikng is stock at station.

Ariane xxxxx

vintage_kitten said...

you look fab.Love the whole thing.that wig is amazing.x