What follows in a true account of my Saturday.
Our lovely friends, Gillian and Wayne, took themselves out to Hanmer Springs (about 1 1/2-2 hour drive North West of Christchurch) for the weekend, and invited us out on the Saturday to hang out.
I drove out as far as Hurunui, and then we had a lunch and drinks break, and G drove the rest of the way, to the tunes of The Strokes.
Bit of a bitter wind, but the sunshine was jolly splendid!
This is the frock I got at the church fair last week!
Perfect comfy casual Summer wear!
So we arrived about 1:30pm, had a few drinks, then Gill took me off for a 2 hour massage.........heaven!
When we got back, it was time to crack some bubbly, and have a laugh at G, who in our absence had mistaken himself for a young buck, tried to jump a fence and promptly pulled a calf muscle!
Then we wandered off (very slowly on G's part) into town for a nice, casual dinner.
Love this building!
We went to an Indian restaurant which had some good reviews.
Beside us was a table of ladies out on a hens night.....
The poor bride had a list of "tasks" she had to accomplish.
One was to persuade a man wearing Y fronts to take them off and give them to her.
G doesn't wear classic Y fronts, but was sporting a fab pair of canary yellow Bonds man panties and even more sportingly presented them to her....thankfully minus a "wet penny".
Another task was to perform or receive a lap dance.
I decided that the least I could do was to perform said lap dance for the poor lass.
Better me than some nasty sleazey sweathog!
It's in two parts, as G thought I had finished, but o no, I was on a roll!
I don't think she expected any of that!