When pookies go bad.....

....they go to Pookie Prison!
"Mummy, mummy, let us out!
We'll be good, we promise!"
My babies are doing pretty well in Pookie Prison.
It's just up the road, so we can visit every day.
I'm coping reasonably well; I suspect they're coping better than I am.
The little shits.
Get on in there, Humpers!
Ha, Pee Pee looks like an alien!
I wonder if there is a potential career for me as a pookie visitor?
There are certainly some pookies there who seem in need of some love and affection.

We came home to find a box on the doorstep!
A care parcel from the sexaciously resplendent Desiree !!!
Frigging EEEK!
And there is not one but two (!) floral headpieces crafted by her and The Stylists own hands!
I think I shall faint.
A gorgeous necklace, some scrummy clip ons, a darling apron and the  sweetest petticoat!!!
Thank you, darling!!
I'm thrilled!
O, and thank you for the lovely comments about our EP!
(If you missed it, I posted the link to it yesterday!)


delia hornbook said...

A big fat AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH to this post bless them and bless you. Hope fully it wont be to long and your all be home together. What a gorgeous parcel, enjoy it all, dee xx

Vix said...

Awwwwwww! The fur babies look beautiful and happy and content, having fuss and getting on with it like they'd got no cares in the world.
Glad to see you both looking fabulous in the face of adversity. Most people would pull on some skanky jeans and slob around feeling sorry for themselves. You set a fine example.
Horray for fabulous parcels!
Love you!

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Oooh prison looks like a palace to The Stylist and I and she would quite happily adopt them if they get cabin fever. I'm sure fluffy cuddles pressed to that outrageously impressive bosom feel most orgiastic for the whole family!! Gawd you are looking so fecking awesome - BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!! Frock!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Stylist LOVES your pink tights with the red boots. So glad you like the care pack. I had wild ideas of you swanning about in your petti with the apron and a headband - get those builders drilling faster, but probably likely more smoko breaks urgently needed for a quick bashing of the bishop so it's your call hon.... xoxooxoxoxoxoxoooxox

Penny Dreadful said...

Aw, poor little pookies. We have to leave Elsa with a friend for almost a month for our upcoming trip home for xmas, and I am dreading it. I do believe I will cry. As you say, little shits. xx

Kitty said...

Aww, they look perfectly happy don't they, little buggers! Have downloaded your music, haven't had time to listen yet but will do soon, you have a lovely voice I bet it's fab.xxx.

pastcaring said...

Yep, bet they are swanning around pookie prison having a ball, while you and G sob at home and miss them dreadfully. Cats - the perfect parasites!
Loveliness from Desiree, looking forward to seeing you rocking the headbands, and that necklace looks gorgeous.
Loving the hint of cleavage and thigh on display, that's perked me right up, ta very much!
I'd like to be a cat visitor; when we adopted ours from the RSPCA, there was a woman who just sat in with some of the more nervous cats helping to socialise them around humans. I could do that. Better than housework. Much! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Pennyblossoms said...

Pookies...I love that word. Like you say, they seem to be bearing up to it all with relative ease. All together now...little shits!
I recognised that style of headband immediately! Fabby!
I have boot love big time!
Z xx

sacramento said...

You gorgeous Helga.

Scarlett said...

hehe - totally stealing the word pookie! You look fabulous! Scarlett x

Wildfell Hall Vintage said...

why are they banished to prison? what on earth did they do!?

Rose&Bird said...

They do look quite happy there - I'm sure you and G visiting every day is helping them to settle. Lovely parcel from Desiree x

Rose&Bird said...

Cool cattery sign as well!

Anonymous said...

Oh man those tights are the best color ever! I love the boots! You and G are such good kitty parents!
What pretty gifts from Desiree :) She's so thoughtful :)

Vintage Coconut said...

*Awww Peepee's face in the top picture is so cute.* "Looks like she is grinning from ear to ear."

Pookie prison doesn't look so bad. I bet some people drop their fuzzies off and don't even bother visiting for days. I myself like you, would NEVER be able to do that.
I haven't ever took Jersey the boxer to the kennel. Now I have never had a situation like yours where I would have too. But if I can't find family to watch him when I want to go away for a night or two.. I DON'T GO. (He is far too sensitive and skittish around strangers.) He would probably be a brat and refuse to eat or something.

I love your dress and cardigan. (And the sexy boots of course)

*BWHAHA* At the get on in there, Humpers!

I like G's green jacket.

And WOWWWEEE What a wonderful gift from Des.
The head bands are gorgeous!
The apron is cute and sexy!
The necklace looks lovely!
Earrings will look fantastic on your lobes. *haha*
Petticoat hmmmm..... rawwwwwrrrrr!
That pic of that lady has always given me the heebies.

And there you have it... a NOVEL of a comment.

Dial V for Vintage said...

Glad to see your cats are doing fine! Humpers looks almost exactely like my cat :). And what a lovely parcel, lucky you!

Alex said...

Humpers has the most splendiferous stomach. What great fluff!

LandGirl1980 said...

Oooooooooooh! POOKIES!!! I love the fact that you can go and visit them everyday :) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIES!

seƱora Allnut said...

you look fabulous visiting the furry 'prisoners', yeah, you rock that frock and bold tights!!, and love how you care for your pookies!, they're pretty babies!

two squirrels said...

Oh fur babies!!!! They look like they are having a fabulous furry holiday.
Love the head pieces, lucky! So so pretty.
Happiness to you. Love V

Misfits Vintage said...

They look perfectly happy and I can't say that I blame them - I think I wouldn't mind spending my days lolling about in there, getting the occasional pat on the tummy! LOVE the alien pic.

You look absolutely gorgeous - I do love you in that gorgeous red white and blue number - and the hot pink tights are INSPIRED and I ADORE the killer red boots! And YAY for lovely parcels from Desiree - isn't she a darling!

How many sleeps?!

Love! Sarah xxx

Miss Tallulah Porkchop said...

When I grow up I want to own a cattery.

Style Sud-Est said...

Awwwwwwwwww! lovely, lovely kitties! i hope they will be home soon but they look well taken care of - the cattery looks so cool! never seen something like this around here...

Have a good weekend

Lots of kisses for you and the kitties - Ariane xxxxx

Perdita said...

Such cute kittehs!

Tomye said...

I love the neon pussy! Pee Pee looks so sad...they will forgive you as soon as they are home again. -T

Daniel said...

CUTENESS ! bUT ya cutter ! bababbab yebbbgaga LOVE HELGA VON TROLLOP !

La Dama said...

Aww your bebes are so adorable. love the cat sign.well your a good MaMa visiting with low cut gorgeous frocks.Desireeita is the best!another gorgeous flower headband whore!

Hannah said...

Aaaw your putty cats are gorgeous! poor you missing them, and wow those headpieces are droolicious x

Krista said...

The kitties look good and so do you both! So that is what a cattery looks like! Hang in there gorgeous you are both handling all this chaos so well. I do love those tights with those hot boots!
The parcel from Desiree is amazing I am loving those flower headpieces, has she ever posted a tutorial?

Mary Lou said...

oooooh i didn´t know how cute your kitties are omg i can´t stop looking at them and how photgenic!!! so beautiful lil monsters and your boots are too hot meeeooooww!
wish you a fantastic weekend,
love and kiss,mary