Inspire ME, Daniel!

I received a parcel from darling, wacktacious Daniel !!!
He's packaged it beautifully!

I therefore dedicate this post to you, lovely lad!

There were 2 pairs of sunglasses and a red rose to do something spectacular with!
And the most fabularsehole handmade card!
Thank you, sweet beast!
I'm terribly flattered, and can't wait to prance around glamourously!
I'm quite fond of prancing.

I happened to be wearing:
Frock-opshopped, vintage trim added by moi
Stole-Rangoon Musical Society sale
Tights-from my delicious Sarah
Shoes-Trade Me
60's beads-both opshopped
Earrings-(globes! on my ears!) from lovely Jennie

Tomorrow, after work, we are picking up Amber and zooming off in the Kombi to the West Coast:

Amber chose the orange floral frock to wear for the wedding!
She did look divine in all of them though, and the green was her second choice.....there's still a chance she could change her mind!

I'll see all you fabularsehole peeps on Monday!
Have a jolly marvellous weekend!


Hannah said...

Wow that looks awesome, love all the collage effect on the envelope, you look hot lady!Have an amazing time xx

Vix said...

Yay, Daniel rocks!!! Those huge glasses are amazing!
I loved Amber in the orange frock, too. Whatever she chooses she's going to look fab!
Have a wonderful adventure you sexilicious creature!
Love you!

Melanie said...

You are utterly and completely fabulous!


khristie B said...

Inspire Me Helga!!! I f-ing love everything about this post, from your fabulousness, to the hot loo and especially your wanton ways!!

Krista said...

Such a killer custom card and sunglasses over the top crazy just like Daniel!
WEST side yo!

Perdita said...

LOVE those spex. Spexy!!

A Woman Of No Importance said...

What happened to the poor baby around your neck, Helga - He looks positively pooped!

Loving your sassy style - Does the west coast know you're coming! ;)

Have a fabularse weekend of prancing, dancing and frolics - You're horribly good at all of those things :) xxx

Max said...

Did the toilet taste good?!!! Love that colour dress sith the brown stole. Have a great weekend x

Vicky said...

Have a great weekend!!

Miss Peregrin said...

Your loo is totally hot! I love all your sexy poses darling, you're going to drive everyone wild!

Anonymous said...

You lucky biatch look at those glasses, and that rose! Have a fun time!

Miss Tallulah Porkchop said...

I want to comment on how effective the colours of the dress against the wall... and the tights... all so fab... but tis is all overshadwoed by the fact that you are totally bonkers!

I like the naked ladeez on your wall.


Vintage Coconut said...

You never fail to make me smile you naughty broad!!
Awsome sunnies and what a funky letter.
My fave pic of you is #5 hehehehe
*Rawrrrrrr RAWRRRR*

Trees said...

That handmade card is awesome! Have a great weekend, looking forward to the photos.

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Arrrrrrgggghhhhhh I knew it would be the orange or green!!!!!! OMG Daniel is my new sweetheart and you have me licking my chops at your new sunnies, rose and card:))))). Gawd, I love the pic of us changing the sheets and polishing the brass bed - aren't we the most gorgeous twins?!!! I'd like to give you a jolly good polishing with your fur stole you awesome wench!!! xoxoxoxoxoxo

sacramento said...

You always make me laugh, you cheeky monkey.

Miss Simmonds Says said...

I LOVE your flaming dunny. xxxx

Vintage Sweetheart said...

You are one of my favourite nutters! Your loo is freaking hilarious and awesome. xxxxxxxxxx

pastcaring said...

I am laughing at so much about this post, it's hard to know what to comment on.
First - I LOVE that Sacramento called you a cheeky monkey!
Second - gratuitous boobage grabbing is always a treat.
Third - a finger lick AND letter-on-the-crotch pose? Too much, Helga, you spoil us.
You are a top crazy bird with a great loo!
Have much funnage this weekend, hope Amber does wear the orange frock! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Louise said...

Wow, what a package (fnarr)... I hope you have a tremendous weekend. I also love that you have a photo of 2 nikkid ladies in your carsy lol. You are unique darling Helga, and I love you. xx

karensomethingorother said...

Well, no one can say you WEREN'T inspired!!!

How fun to get a package! Also, I'm freaking out over your bathroom art. I loves me some vintage nudie girls.

Sue W @ Living the Good Life said...

Ooh you really are a saucy trollop! But aye laike you! :D

ana b. said...

Cor! I hope Daniel can handle the hotness of this post and your poses, Helga! Have fun at the wedding :)

Anonymous said...

Wonderful photos ,
you look amazing in your striped tights and stole!
the card and the presents that the lovely Daniel sent to you are pure art just as this post!

Daniel said...

I'm sweating ! jzzzzzzzzzzz ! You hot FABUlous H$$ker ! The background image ! ** Oh hell yeah ! Luv $ yOU faBulous self "!

The Style Crone said...

You made me laugh out loud and that is a very good thing!

Mary Lou said...

wow it seems this package has a deep almost sexual impact on you haha
oh and what a fabulous dress paired with this tights this is sooo gorgous!
love and kiss,mary

Ivy Black said...

Oh mama! You make me laugh so much you gorgeous creature.xxxx

liz said...

SO jealous of the sunglasses! I have those globe earrings too...haven't worn them since middle school!

La Dama said...

You slutty hotness, love you in that ric rac aqua blue dress and stripes.
love the red rose and big-ass sunglasses. your bathroom is so sexy.

Misfits Vintage said...

Oh darling Daniel is such a PEACH! You look gorgeous in this fab combo darling - and I do ADORE your flaming loo! I cannot believe you're in tights already! LOVE! Sarah xxx