In which Humpty Dumpty gets some long overdue action!


Take that!


Crikey, Humpty, you're not packing anything at all, let alone any heat!


O dear.


Humpty Dumpty gave me the creeps a bit,actually....those scrawny little legs and that monobrow!!!
Still, I think he appreciated being felt up; probably the most fun he's had in years!
X

33 comments:

Fiona said...

Yes Humpty is rather creepy I agree. I'm sure he enjoyed being fondled even if he was lacking in tackle.

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Oh my, the first pic is an absolute classic and will go down **cough** in my blogging history books!!!!!!!!!!! You gorgeous, fecking amazing dame, I'm surprised Humpty didn't actually grow some tackle after all the humptastic action he's had! Oh let's get to work with the tweezers on that brow eh? xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Sue said...

I laughed so hard I cried!!! You lot are the best and I bet Humpty is very satisfied and feeling more than appreciated!!! Who else did you flash and grab??

Sue W @ Living the Good Life said...

Oops a daisy I just piddled me drawers! You lot crack me up, the yolk was on Humpty that day with you lot scrambling all over easy on him! bahahah!

two squirrels said...

Oh I hope all the kings men and horses were not watching..... Tee hee
You guys are funny!!!!
Yay the grey furry squirrel coat had it's hugging Helga day!!!!
Love v

Sara said...

That monobrow..lol I think the first picture is one of the greatest things to ever happen to me..lol What an amazing set of photos. And how fabulous you look, of course. That coat is to die for..and your hair flower brings me such joy! I feel like it's a perfect moment for a Helga SQUEEEEE! :) XOXO

Trees said...

I think that every town must have one of those humpty statutes in a playground. But I have to admit - this one is especially creepy!

Dashfield Vintage said...

Ha ha ha you guys are terrible!

Miss Tallulah Porkchop said...

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLL... Thank God, I was hoping G knew the folk in pic seven, but pic eight indicates this must be the case.

The pink and silver look HOT!

Frugal Queen said...

FFS! I've just farted laughing so much!

Melanie said...

After photo 1, it's no wonder humpty fell off the wall. For such a suggestive name, it's a shame humpty didn't respond. Maybe he was in fact shattered inside with a broken heart, scrambled so to speak, not being able to reciprocate your lerve.

I love the shadow action on your coat. And the radioactive flower on your head.

SACRAMENTO said...

Hahhahahahahha. You are crazy, hahahhahaah, crazy gorgeous, my dearest friend.
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Perdita said...

Criky he is a bit odd looking, isn't he? Our local playground has an amazine wooden pirate ship- I always want to climb on it and pretend to be a sailor from the days of yore. Today, it's utterly rainy so sadly I won't be doing that!

Vintage Sweetheart said...

Hilarious he is a tad freaky. I bet that'z the most action he's gotten in a while. xx

The Pink Flamingo said...

Wonderful photos, you're great!!

delia hornbook said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha im speechless ;-)) dee xx

Shewearscrazywell said...

Seriously darling, if I could wrap you up and transport you here to hang out with me the world would be quite the dream come true! Soooo funny....I bet you made Humpty Dumpty's day!!!! Hearts, Janna Lynn

Hannah said...

Aha that first photo made my dear! You look wondrous xxx

Ivy Black said...

Hahahaha! You lot are brilliant.
xxx

señora Allnut said...

wahahahah, you're my pretty mad favourite lady!!
besos & fun

Gems - Fashion Well Done said...

The first picture is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, but by the end I felt like I should perhaps inform the authorities as a serious sex crime appears to have been committed.
You filthy beasts :)

Gems x

Fashion, Well Done

Vintage Coconut said...

All these years I feared I would never see a Humpty Dumpty molestation....
And finally... it happened.. and took my breath away. Thank you Helga and G for fulfilling my dreams.

Style Sud-Est said...

The last time i met humpty i was a 180 pound pregnant girl and i think he was slimmer than me!

No joke! But i lost the pics thank god!

Terri said...

Wherever do you find these props! The last I knew Humpty had taken a great fall and all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again.

Misfits Vintage said...

Arrrgghhh! Old Humpers is desperately in need of a brow wax!!! Your pink hair flower is DELIGHTFUL darling - and I love that gorgeous grey faux - and I'm SURE that I ADORE the frock but I can't see it! G-Star is such a frisky little chap! HA!!! Love you way more than any fairy tale, Sarah xxx

LandGirl1980 said...

HAAAA HAA HAAAAA!!!! Made my monday!!

Psycho Sue- Sew Misunderstood said...

I want to go ANYWHERE with you!!!! LMFAO Darlin you had too much fun! And so did Humpty!

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Humpty looks a tad creepy, what with that sinister smile and his dead eyes. Not to mention the skinny legs and the monobrow!
You look stunning however! Love the fur coat action! xxxxxx

Krista said...

I love you I love you I love you all! How could you not fondle or be fondled by the creepy humpty. Let's do the humpty HUMP!

pastcaring said...

My Humps, my humps... If anything can make a nursery rhyme character grow some balls, it's YOU flashing your humps!
Your expression in the tackle (or rather non-tackle) fondling picture is a classic! Poor Humpty, NOW he knows what he's been missing! xxxxx

La Dama said...

Ahahaha!!! Now how did I miss this hilarious post?
Humpty is sure creepy looking, he looks like we was really into all the Helgita fondling. Your grey fur coat is divina as your big ass flower. You two locos always make me cry of laughter.
Besones

Stacey said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS PRICELESS! Humpty sure does look creepy though. He's probably just waiting for people to come past & molest him like that. ;)

FeltByRae said...

Humpty is scary creepy, bet he enjoyed himself though! Loving your headgear, tres chic xx