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Drunken shenanigans whilst coming home from a birthday dinner last Saturday night.....

Skirt-opshopped and revamped by moi
Waistcoat-Trade Me
Coat-70's,opshopped
Blouse-opshopped
Scarf-sweetheart Sue
Shoes-gift from G on one of his birthdays!
Handbag-60's vanity case
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40 comments:

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Holy farrrrrrrrrrrkbags!!!!!!!! That lucky old tree is gonna think it's spring and start ejaculating leaf buds now - you realise that don't you ? The old fella's seen plenty of action but I think you've finished him off in your flippin' gorg-tastic shoes and frilly skirt with bloomers!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRROOOOOWWWWWW xoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox

Sue said...

Super duper drunken shenanigans they were too!!! Wonder if anyone else took photos or videoed this and it is now on you tube!!! What did the tree think?? Was anyone up the tree??? Love your shoes ♥ If I tried that those tights would not still be white and there would be ladders for Africa!!!

Terri said...

The red on the soles of shoes--the most telling detail!

Trees said...

I friggin love these pics - very beautiful and...err...artsy fartsy!

Melanie said...

Helga, this is my MOST FAVOURITE photo shoot of you!!! I LOOVE that drunken stupor. It's really Art, and if drinking all night is what it takes, I'm all for it! The first shot of your legs sticking out from behind the tree, well, you are the most divine drunk I've ever seen! Don't let anyone steal your shoes when you pass out. Do they make chastity laces?

Penny-Rose said...

Love the photos Helga, and I love the reference to David Lynch!!

Vintage Sweetheart said...

oh my goodness to are hilarious! Another amazing night I'm guessing? haha xxx

wardrobeexperience said...

hilarious! awesome photo shoot!

those patent leather shoes make me say: wowowow!

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Franca said...

haha, genius!

Misfits Vintage said...

Holy frickin guacamole. I do not know where to START! The skirt - the shoes - the coat - the everything really, let us not beat around the bush here. The tree! The pics! The ATTITUDE! You know, when I come next year that there is a very good chance that I will NEVER FRICKIN LEAVE! My looourd you are DIVINE darling!

Love you more than awesome photos! Sarah xxx

Perdita said...

Those shoes are to die for, not surprised that tree tried to mug you to get em!

Once I turned up at my sister's house after a pub crawl covered in twigs. I can't work out why, she insists I would have tried to climb a tree or something!!

Pennyblossoms said...

Even playing dead you look fantastic!
Z xx

The Grande Dame said...

Lordy lord! Just when I thought I'd seen it all...
You weren't going for a naughty schoolgirl look at ALL were you?
Gorgeous shoes - I'm very impressed with your ability to walk and roll around in them AND stand up again whilst drunk!

SACRAMENTO said...

You always make me laugh out laoud, ahhahahaha.
Loving your shoes.
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Psycho Sue- Sew Misunderstood said...

i would love to spend a week with your hyjinx! this is such a stripper shoe-tree dryhumpin-sassy wassy-plaid eye candy!

Lena said...

You are the most stylish mock-corpse I have ever seen!xxx

pastcaring said...

HAHAHAHAHA!
Love it!
The first couple of shots look as though the tree has fallen on you, Wizard of Oz style!
Those shoes are incredible... but is that BLOOD on the soles? Lynchian indeed!
You are the craziest, most fabulous Drunken Shenanigan QUEEN! xxxxx

Dylan said...

oh my frikkin God that is the best photo shoot yet. You never fail to raise my spirits xx

LUCEWOMAN said...

so glad you didn't spill red wine on your tights, may have added a slightly-too-creepy edge to the photoshoot. Drunken shenanigans, I haven't had enough of them lately, lord help whoever has to look after me next time, especially after being inspired by you.

MistressCatgirl said...

I really like the first pic. It reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.
Looks like you had tons of fun and were enjoying yourself.

delia hornbook said...

;-))) Fantastic post i was grinning from start to finish ;-)) Love your outfit and i think the tree did to ;-)) dee xxx

seƱora Allnut said...

whahahah, you look disturbingly beautiful on that dark background!and your shoes and vanitycase-bag are simply fabulous!
besos

Lucy Nation said...

Helga Palmer! These photos are fab. So Lynchian. I love the red bag. Nice touch x

Vintage Coconut said...

Lmao! Those first pics looked like a Murder had taken place and you stumbled upon the crime scene.

Love that outfit Helga you look smoking!

Dashfield Vintage said...

Ha ha ha ha fantastic! How the hell are you still looking so well put together in this state? No ripped stockings, no smudged lipstick... you're the perfect drunk!

Krista said...

Those shoes are what I call FUCK ME HEELS, sorry about the language but I couldn't help myself. Holy hell those are some sexy sexy shoes and legs to go with it. I know it takes a lot of booze to get you sideways and GOOD FOR YOU! I love these heels I want to bite your knees right now!

Nerd Burger said...

God you make me laugh

Maria said...

this is hitchcock meets alice in wonderland though you may have been squiffy your lipstick is immaculate x

karensomethingorother said...

LOVE the late night FILM NOIRE IN COLOUR photoshoot. OH, and where does one find shoes that awesome???

Veshoevius said...

Tee hee - love these photos and LOVE those shoes! It takes a true heels pro to stagger home drunk in heels like that.

lasophia said...

those shoes are gorgeous, and these pictures hilarious. That is how I feel after wearing uncomfortable heels. I also laid under a tree this past weekend. but I was trying to nap. ha.

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Gorgeous! Look at those shoes! and look at your legs!!

La Dama said...

You gorgeous hilarious Lynch biatch mona belleza.
I love all your drunken shenanigans.
you artista!
I adore your black and white shoes plaid dres, todo!

Besotes

liz said...

Fabulous, dahling. Only a bloody head wound would have made it more perfectly Lynch! The second from the top looks like a film still! Love it!

50 and counting said...

Red Soles! Somebody was a lucky lady!

Hannah said...

Wonderful snaps, so very macabre, so G gets you presents when its his birthday?! what a gent! xxx

Miss Simmonds Says said...

I'm going to paint your legs and there ain't nothing you can do about it

The Sequin Cat said...

SHOOOOOOEEESS!

Looking gorgeous as usual, Helga!

Ronnie (RR) said...

These made me giggle! Looking as lovely as ever, fabulous shoes and bag. Hope you made it home safely

Bella Q said...

Shoes = amazing. As are you.