Laughing, crying, hurling and knicker flashing-The Mature Woman's Guide to Meeting New Friends

It's 5:15am Friday morning.
The becoming flare off my glasses disguises my tired, makeup-less face....

But a facefull of slap applied on the plane took care of that, and I was energised by my date, the divine Ms Kitty, resplendent in a gorgeous 70's number and big feck off flower!

I don't know about you, but I always know that when I am greeted by a knicker flashing minx I am going to have a great time.
Saucy Desiree was waiting for us at Kitty's, suitably attired for frolics!

Dream team?!
Hell, YEAH!

We played dress ups, felt each other up, squawked and carried on for hours.....
Kitty and I were fueled by the most delicious elderflower liquer and bubbly concoctions........


Then it was out for a spot of opshopping and general noseying around!

I'm wearing a new frock I made out of a fabulous curtain sweet Sue sent me!

This display of sumptuous tribal jewellery is right up our Vix's alley!

This jacket was sweet, but had what looked like a big poo stain on it.
This turned out to be a recurring theme!

I honestly felt like I'd known these tarts all my life!
It was the same when I met darling Sarah !
Clearly, we're all meant for each other!

Thank you, lucious wenches, for a special day!

O, here's a little peek at my packing; it probably isn't very helpful!
I had only a small case to carry on, in it are 3 frocks, some comfy walking sandals, toiletries, camera charger, Kindle charger, hair accessories, underwear, a couple of small gifts for the girls and a bit of jewellery.
I ended up changing my handbag, this one wasn't holding quite enough!
I loathe packing for trips, and I loathe packing light even more!
Now I have to start thinking about my packing for the States in 2 weeks!





Shewearscrazywell said...

Please consider me a far away member from your awesome, bitching tribe. I wanna be cool too! I loooove this all are so freaking sweet! Hearts, Janna Lynn

Kitty said...

Ooh I've been dying for you to blog!! You've got some awesome pics, gonna have to snip and save them :) You've made me all motivated to do outfit posts again after Friday!! Love you!!!

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

HOLY HOTBOX!!!!!!!! You and Kitty are the most diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiinal pair of hot wenches I could ever hope to grope and drape myself all over!!!!!! I could never thank you enough for visiting us both ... the few short hours just made me want MOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!! It's TRUE!!! I feel I've known you for years and oh dear, I'm getting a bit wobbly at the thought of you being far away again!!!! Luvyoulongtimefromsofaraway!!!! xxxxxxxxxoxoxoooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Frocktasia said...

The blogger meetup to end all blogger meetups me thinks :)
...crazy, colourful & thoroughly entertaining post!
Packing for hols is a bit of a nightmare it has to be said but I'm sure you will do swimmingly and look splendiferous when you head stateside.
Lot's of love,

Trees said...

All I can say is - amazeballs.

La Dama said...

All my favorite prostis rolled into one frockputa party!
Love that Desireeita's kept flashing her goods.
I also hate to pack light amor.
You look delicious in your amazing curtain frock dress.
How lovely for The great Kitty to greet you with fuck off bow.

Forest City Fashionista said...

Bonding by crotch-flashing - Who Knew? Looks like you had a delicious day with the dynamic duo!

Dashfield Vintage said...

Ha ha ha o I love this post! It looks like you had a wild time! And now you're off to the states as well? Quite the jet setting madam. Can't wait to hear all about your next trip!

Anonymous said...

Looks like an amazing time, less the poo stains. I can hear all the laughter seeping from my monitor! You guys were made for each other. ;D

Anonymous said...

Desiree's greeting to you at Kitty's house is just priceless. I hope their blogs have a few more photos of YOU.

Vintage Bird Girl said...

Love seeing your pics of your Brissy frolic, but it's kind of strange seeing a superstar like you at my fav haunt Paddo. So glad you had an amazing time of mischief with Kitty & Desiree. But I am wondering how on earth did you pack so light???? I'm already having nightmares about my suitcase issues on our trip to NZ in September. Xx

Melanie said...

I am very disappointed that you did not include any delicious snapshots of neighbours gawping at their windows or peeking from their blinds... Ha, ha, ha! You three are a scream. What a fun day! You certainly know what living is all about - squeezing every last bit of lurex and crimplene and glitter and neon from every second. Thanks for sharing this one!! Tra-la!

Stacey said...

Oh gosh, I think my head just exploded from the awesome! I am still so dejected that I wasn't able to make it to Brisvegas in time for your visit.

Ivy Black said...

Fan-bloody-tastic! What better way to be welcomed than a flash from Desirous Desiree? I do love it when bloggers meet up.

Miss Tallulah Porkchop said...

I think I have been blinded by the high volume of fabulousness in this post.

Anonymous said...

This post makes my whole year and maybe the decade!!!
This is the best event ever,from this very moment I'm going to celebrate this day for all my years to come!!!....You are AMAZEBALLZ!!!!
I adore all of you girls and your new fruity-curtain frock is wonderful!!!
Lots of kisses


Ahhhhhhhhhhh,my three gorgeous girls. I want to hug you tight.
I love Desirees legs in the air, yeahhhhhhhhhh. If you´ve got it flaunt it.
I want,want your dress, ahhhhhhhhhhh

LandGirl1980 said...

I have but one word. EPIC.

two squirrels said...

Oh you guys are so so AMAZING!!!!! That is the best fun ever.
The world is a better place with fabulous ladies like you in it.
I am still giggling and smiling, I am sure I can hear the screams and squeals, when I look a all the frolics.
Yay I am so happy you had fun, they now really know how incredibly beautiful you are.
Love v

The Grande Dame said...

Aahaha I love the knicker flash pic! What a very civilised time you all had. Good luck packing for O/S, can you use one of those vacuum bags you can suck all the air out of?? I don't know if it would explode on the plane though!

Louise said...

You look like 3 peas in a pod! What better welcome could there be than Desiree's knicker flashing? It looks like such a fab trip, I wish I could meet you guys. Xx

delia hornbook said...

;-))) Well im just smiling from ear to ear ;-)) What fabulous photo's of a wonderful day. You all looked far to hot and gorgeous for your own good ;-) dee xx

owlinalarkworld said...

So full of life! Looks like a brill day.

Sue said...

Yes a flash of knickers usually indicates fun of some sort!!!! Have you come home to rest up petal??

VainGlorySinner said...

WOW...just.. WOOOOW!

It looks like soooooooooooo much fun!!! There should REALLY be a post with you three, Vix and Sarah all cavorting in the same photograph - now THAT would be quite the get together!

You're all so FABOOOOLUS! xxx

Hannah said...

Flashing of leopard print knickers?! how wonderful. You girls look like your were meant to be! xxx

Melanie said...

Hee, you three are so funny xxx

Misha said...

You girls are out of this world, I fricking love it!

Vintage Curly Girly said...

What a fun, fabulous and fricken awesome post! Xx

pastcaring said...

Oh you three are just too marvellous for words! All those frocks, all that fabulousness, all in one place!
Did Desiree have her legs in the air ALL day? She did? Well, good for her!
The knicker-flashing photos of Des waiting outside Kitty's house just crack me up every time.
You are indeed the Dream Team, I'm so pleased you had such a wonderful time, and yes, you ARE meant for each other! xxxxxxxxx

Gems - Fashion Well Done said...

Those are some feckin' fabulous leg extensions! And who wouldn't flash those panties!

Gems x

Fashion, Well Done

Anonymous said...

Oceans of squeeeee!!

The Dream Team image is a-going on my pinboard
- it makes me so happy to look at it :)

And my gawd - you three trot in and they didn't whisk
out the poo-lookin garments and put them in the bin?

I'm with you on the packing hatred - I always end up sending parcels of belongings home. And yes, I have been known to send luggage on before me. Shameful - but I need my stuff!

Vix said...

It's all too much to bear, you three having a frocktastic, crotch-grabbing, dream of a time and me over here all alone. I've never seen so much fabulousness on one post, whale nets, 70s frocks, lurex, glitter, neon and fur, please take me with you next time!!! And you get to do it all over again with Krista and Bella in a fortnights' time, well worth the agonies of packing, I reckon.
LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Maria said...

you are all so shy! ladies i applaud you for showing us the correct etiquette for mature lady functions and although i may not show my pants (only because they are not fabulous or leopard)i will certainly dress up - bravo x

Krista said...

I have never seen so many crotch shots of delight, leopard clad babes and giggles than now, this looks like the best time ever!!! I can't wait to meet you even more :)!!!! I'm gonna get to squeeze ya!!! You all look delicious frolicking around in your frocks! Shopping with girlfriends rules! I can't wait for us to hit up a few spots and see what treasures we find!

Don't worry your sweet self over packing. Toss in a ton of fabulous dresses the weather will be comfortable. A few sweaters for at night and some of your favorite adorations! You'll look smokin' as usual.

BIG kisses and here's to Desiree's fabulous crotch candy! OWOWEEEEE!!!

Vintage Sweetheart said...

Om my bloody goodness I'd love to have been a fly on the wall for this meeting. The frocks the flashes ohh my! xxxxxx

Miss Simmonds Says said...

I think we're all extremely jealous of this meeting! Who wouldn't want to be greeted by a knicker flashing wench?

You all look stunning, minus the poo stains

seƱora Allnut said...

so much fabulousness and knicker flashing!!, and so lovely ladies wearing colorful clothes and enjoying them! it's simply wonderful and you look so funny and pretty that I would love to squeeze all of you tightly!!
besos & fun

Style Sud-Est said...

That is very cool!
Love that post Helga
The frocks are superb
Lots of fun amongs girls
Plenty of Vintage
Right my alley!
And you all clicked, that is so neat!


Vintage Coconut said...

Looks like it was the FUNNEST DAY EVER!
3 minxy women loose on the town & ones a panty flasher! =D

karensomethingorother said...

You girls are so freaking FUN! I wish I could meet some Desirees and Helgas and Sarahs in my life!