Blackbird singing in the dead of night



G and I had a Friday afternoon date.
It involved a little wine in the park, a frolic with a sculpture, pizza and a little grocery shop.......


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43 comments:

MistressCatgirl said...

Loving those tights and those sexy poses too. Wish we had nice park like that around here.

Sue said...

You are awesome Ms Helga you are!! And I bet that statue had a grand old time with you. Lovely park, I do like a good park!!

audrey said...

HAHAHA I love these pictures of you!! Do you have any idea who the sculptor was? It has the same vibe as Vigeland's sculptures (I don't know if you're familiar with Vigeland Park in Oslo, Norway).
Fantastic outfit, as usual. And that pizza looks delish.

Trees said...

Helga you always make my day. Your how outfit is fabulous but the tights especially are to die for!

CityScape Skybaby said...

You're a super model Helga, your posing skills know no bounds! I'm wondering now was it a quiet day in the park or did you make lots of people's day with your frolics. Love the tights and necklaces and the food and wine. xx

Sara said...

Fabulous pics!! :DD Those shoes are beautiful by the way and so is the whole look ^^

Ivy Black said...

Oooh how I wish I could take you to the sculpture park here. I'd love to see the faces of the other visitors.
You have made my morning....as ever.
xxxxxxx

c... said...

Lol ! Love thoose sexy poses with the sculpture ! you look amazing.

bonsaimum said...

I love the tights and that large pendant you are wearing is beautiful.
The poses are hilarious.

Devil made in Heaven said...

LOL. Hahahaha, ow your photo's are crazy and awsome. Love the gloves.
That pizza looks very yummy!!!
xx

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Soooooo hungry now!! It really looks like Spring has sprung in your part of the world. You look divine! Those tights are scrumptious!! Your whole outfit is fecking gorgeous!! And your poses crack me up!!

Louise Mc said...

Lmao, you crazy bint! That pizza looks delish, and it looks like an all around fab afternoon. Have a great weekend. Xx

Kitty said...

Look at you, you fuckin funny bitch!!!! I was going to be too lazy to comment on this, but you got me woman, I just HAD TO sit up and comment!! (you know, the couch computering thing I do!) BTW I hosted my first vintage styling workshop today (went extremely well) and had to mention you, so expect some new followers!!

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Sweet jayyyyyyyysus!! That's some damn fine arse going on there and you KNOW I love to bite your fine rump! Drooling over your bejewelment and pizza - ooh and hello slip:)) xoxoxo

Lucy Nation said...

I nearly missed that giant arse becuase I was too busy looking at your colourful tights! Good job there was plenty more pictures of arse going on! You crack me up. Have a great weekend x

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

I am cracking up over your sculpture photo set. I am also in love with your tights.

What's the mushroom stuff in box?

OP SHOP MAMA said...

How ROOD! A threesome with a voluptuous statue. Magnificent.

What a glorious run of weather we're having! Picnics all round! Hoorah!
x

edie pop said...

I adore you my rainbow queen!!!
You , G,lovely weather, perfect frock, lots of vino and arses, sounds like my favourite picnic!!
Have a fabulous weekend
I love you more than pizza!!!!

Luna Tiger said...

Oh my god you're so funny ! those pictures are exhilarating !
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pastcaring said...

Look at you desecrating the public arse, I mean art, Madam! Shame on you! Hahahaha! Brilliant photos, I hope G was doing his best sexy 60s lecherous photographer spiel to encourage further outrageousness. As if you needed any encouragement...
Gorgeous peep of petticoat, red wine, fab food, sunshine, and Friday afternoon off - marvellous! xxxx

menopauselsupermodel said...

Oooohhhh you cheeky trollop you!! You look FABULOUSS in your reds and pinks-is there any color you can not wear???
I am sure the wildlife in the park were absolutely stunned by your glorious self!!

seƱora Allnut said...

woouuu, love your pink&red outfit and fabulous tights and all that accessories you show us, you naughty girl!, and all that poses are Gorgeously Indecent and I'm loving you!
besos picantes!

Nikki @ Penelope Cat Vintage said...

I love you!

Nikki x

Renia said...

Beautiful photos! x x xx x x x ;* :) Kisses

princesspincurls.com said...

What great, fun pics! your outfit is a wonderful explosion of colour, those tights are fabo...but I think my favourite piece is your summer dress, which you've managed to work well in the cooler weather. xx

thorne garnet said...

What fun! Frolicking in the park with Art! Those tights are making me dizzy and the pizza is making me hungery. Wait I just ate!

Vintage Coconut said...

I would be totally lying if I told you I wasn't giggling to no end over your photos with that statue. I bet after you walked away.... she felt so dirty and violated. *BWAHAHSHHAHA*

Joni said...

I must have those tights!!

You know, you make hundreds of people smile all over the world! Just think of it. ;)

daiseedeb said...

I visit to get a lift. You never disappoint me.
Laughing out loud is good for the heart and soul.
THank you!
; )
d

Stacey said...

HAHAHAHAHA, this is the best thing I've seen all week! That statue is totally loving having your fabulous self all over it. Oh, and your outfit is awesome too! ;)

Melanie said...

Your poses with the statue are an inspiration! I thought of you when I went out on my shoot today and made my friend mount a bronze bird.

wait until the sunset said...

sounds like a lovely Friday afternoon! I imagine hanging out with you would be an enormous adventure!

Vix said...

You are a fecking legend! What an arse to slap! I can't believe how long those tights have lasted!!! Boozing in the park and pizza, can life get any better?!
Love you!
Vix
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Bella Q said...

you bawdy goddess you! wish I was there to picnic with you and G!

Maureen said...

You are naughty - but I like you!

Poppy. said...

I am in serious lust with those tights!

Hannah said...

Aha lil bit of wee nearly came out when I saw you straddling the sculpture, thank you for cheering up my sunday blues evening. You look like a rainbow of mischief xxx

Krista said...

I love this pretty in pink number Helga but all the statue fondling has be giggling at this early hour. Why even Chris had to pop in to see what all the fuss was about...then he saw what you were up too and was like oh typical she's crazy :) You look super sexy Mama and that statue just had the best ride of its life.

Dates night rule and your pizza looks divine. I shall try the olives on one and see what happens!
LOVE YOU!!!
Krista

Misfits Vintage said...

ERMAHGERD! Another amazing outfit - the TIGHTS! The FROCK! The NECKLACES! YOUR HAIR! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! Nothing makes me happier than pics of you romping and cavorting, mi amor - you are better than cortisol and oxytocin for raising my spirits!!!

Love you more than DRUGS! Sarah xxx

Lynn Dylan said...

Oh. My. I am laughing so hard I can hardly breathe. I just wonder what the birds and the rest of nature (including people) thought about your "party." You do look beautiful!! Love those tights!

xoxo
Lynn

Emma @ The Blooming Times said...

Hahahaaa you and that statue madame, how very erm...erotic?!?! :o) Love it. Want your tights, as does everyone else it would seem! Also Mrs Slocombe rocks...never mind "I'm free"..she (well her hair) was the star of that show. Love your blog x

Mrs. D said...

Helga, these photos made me positively chuckle! i was just showing your blog to a friend of mine and I was telling her that I love your blog not only for the fabulous outfits you put together but also your sense of humour. You are a riot!!!!

I really like the hot pink/red combo and do it myself sometimes. I really don't understand why it is a no no for some people but I guess they're not as adventurous as us lot.

xx

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

Wonderful outfit, and you are hilarious. :D