I wear my silence like a mask and murmur like a ghost



Happy Helgaween!

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45 comments:

Sue W @ Living the Good Life said...

OMFG! You crazy woman! Wot a feckin' laugh! :D

Sue said...

You've got Sue W's red draws!!! How many doors are you going to knock on tonight offering tricks or treats??? Bloody brilliant!!!

edie pop said...

This is the happiest Halloween moment of the year! You are a farking genius, a real artist,I just love the concept of the nun rape, disturbing, morbid..you are my Glamour Marquis De Sade!!
Happy Halloweeen & Love!

OP SHOP MAMA said...

Bahahahahahahaha

Fiona said...

Snorting hlarious! You look like a Tory MP in the first pic!
x

delia hornbook said...

ha ha ha ha your a halloween smasher ;-)) dee xx

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

Oh I do love a dishevelled nun looking non-plussed about losing her red scanties. Actually for a dead wench, she looks pretty peaceful about sucking-off a jumbo-sized carrot. You are the 2012 Halloween Queen baby!!!!! I shall be there momentarily to cover you in rose petals darling! You are a freaking AMAZING wench!!!!! xoxoxoxxooxox

Vix said...

Bastard massive laughter going on in this house right now! You're a fecking genius and I'd loved to have seen the old guy who cycled past's face as G was snapping these.
I couldn't give a toss about Halloween but Helgaween? Now you're talking! October 31st will never be the same again!
love you!
Vix
xxx

Devil made in Heaven said...

Whahahahaha Thanks for making me laugh! I am only wondering what that handmixer is doing there..... mmmmm
Love that last photo and your shoes.
And thanks for your sweet comment on my blog.
xxx have a wonderfull halloween!

Melanie said...

Helgaween - all tricks and treats from this nun, LOL! This is a fave all-timer featuring your gorgeous gams and a sexy nun semi-frock. I see the eggbeaters and a knife. I'd like to know what the assailant looked like, I mean the accomplice. LOL LOL LOL!!!! YOU are my Helgaween favourite of the world. What were her famous last words I wonder...?

Lucy Nation said...

Ha ha, I LOVE it! The whisk is a particularly nice touch! Love me a bit of Siouxsie. Wonderful! xxxx

Bohemian said...

Brilliant... you're Hilarious! And the placement of the Heart... still LMAO! You Naughty Girl!

Happy Halloween from the Arizona Desert ... Dawn... The Bohemian

pastcaring said...

Bloody brilliant! Helgaween is my sort of party!
I am laughing at Fiona's comment about Tory MPs too... Whose idea was the carrot? A superb touch - and so is the whisk!
Always love a perv at your fabulous legs, darling, and always happy to see your Naughty Sound of Music nun costume getting an airing. Was G dressed as Baron von Trollop? I do hope so, but there I go fantasising about you two again, it's getting embarrassing...
Love you more than red undies and strategically-placed love hearts! xxxxxxxxx

Kitty said...

Oh you are just way too fecking clever for words, you are!!

Helgaween?? I want your tricks AND your treats woman!!! bring it Awwwnnn!!!

Frocktasia said...

It's like a veritable fetish feast...I've heard of kitchen implements like cheese graters being used in certain circles but the egg whisk really intrigues me.
Happy Helgaween to you too :)
You are a legend and you deserve your very own day to be celebrated the world over!
Lot's of Muhahahaha,
Jennie...xXx

Dawn said...

Helga. Thank you for dropping by. Nice to meet you. I can see that you like Halloween too. Hahaha! Dawn suitcase vignettes

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

... eggbeater. :)

menopauselsupermodel said...

ROFLMBO!!!
What in the world is the eggbeater for??????

thorne garnet said...

The Nun and The Egg Beater.......hmmmm

Krista said...

Oh sweet sister Mary what a shame such a wasted life. I told you to never hang out in the cemetery especially if you have been drinking. Killer Helgaweeinie post. Happy halloween dear! This is pretty friggin creepy!
XXOO
Krista

Joni said...

There's that tree of sin again. You do the craziest things whenever you get near it. And that metal device sure doesn't look like the speculums I use to have to wash when I worked at a women's vagina doctor. Yours looks more effective though.
Happy Halloween!

Joni said...

Oops, I guess that's not the tree I saw in an earlier post. The cemetery makes it even better! You are so brave to make yourself so vulnerable around all those dead bodies. I bet so many of them turned over in their graves.

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

This is brilliant! Oh Helga, I love you!

daiseedeb said...

It's official. I am scared.

Melanie said...

Oh my .. I have no words ..

Vintage Coconut said...

*EEEEP* You have sent chills down my left leg or right leg or hmmm whichever ones wearing the panties!
HAPPY HELGAWEEN you crazy Chic!

Sacramento Amate said...

I will celebrate Helgaween anyday, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You are GLORIOUSSSSSSSSSS
lOVE YOU!!!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

MistressCatgirl said...

This looks like it belongs on American Horror Story: Asylum. This turned out great.

Miss Simmonds Says said...

this is utter filth in the style of the Italian horror greats and I love it! You naughty nun, what had you done to deserve being ravished so? XXXXXXX

Forest City Fashionista said...

I think we need to officially change the name of today's holiday in your honour...Holy eggbeaters Batman, this is Helga at her finest.

Daniel said...

You just frecking killed me ! Cla$$y BANG! HELGAWEEN fo' sure!! adore you ! Happy Helgaween my love !! XXXXX

karensomethingorother said...

OH MY GOD HELGA! How do you come up with these ideas? Truly you are an artist. This has a kind of David Lynch feel for me. How did you get the photos to look old and distressed? Very cool.

Punk Glam Queen http://ideefixemon.blogspot.com said...

My kind of spooky gal! LOVE it! XXX

seƱora Allnut said...

mwahahaha, you make me laugh to tears, lovely crazy lady!!
besos

pinktutu72 said...

Oh my lord Helga you're hilarious! I love the egg beater haha

one denim bird said...

Ohh you are awful, but I do like you!!! Freakin hilarious! Do hope other devos out and about last night caught a glimpse of you two!!! te he he

Misfits Vintage said...

HOLY BEJAYZUS - BEST POST EVER!!!

Here lies Sister Helga - may she rest in deviousness - a fabularse wench in life and a tormentor of souls in her afterlife.

Please please haunt me darling - I am a sinner and a miscreant and a godless fucking heathen!!!

Love you more than kitchen implements!

Sarah xxx

Luna Tiger said...

Oh my god !!! I've never seen such an indecent nun !!! Bloody happy Halloween !
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CityScape Skybaby said...

I'm speechless Helga, these photos manage to be both creepy and funny, I'd have been quite freaked out being in the graveyard at night time, though as my grandad always said, it's not the dead people you should be frightened of, it's the living ones. xx

Mary Lou said...

hahahahahahaha you are a very bad bad girl and i love this. so much insane creativity i can´t help i have to love it. i´m sure you had a happy helgaween ;)
kiss,mary

wardrobeexperience said...

hahaha, awesome photos! i would love to know the story behind the handheld mixer ... so fun!!!!

Krista said...

I had to look at this again! Hot dam these are fab! You so CRAZY!!!!!

Jean at www.drossintogold.com said...

I'm trembling with fear...and laughter. Happy Halloween, my dear!!

JO said...

Hahahaha Well done Mistress Helga
Wot a laff

Hannah said...

Aha you are a legend, what a naughty nun you must of been! Happy helgaween indeed xxx