OMFG! You crazy woman! Wot a feckin' laugh! :D
You've got Sue W's red draws!!! How many doors are you going to knock on tonight offering tricks or treats??? Bloody brilliant!!!
This is the happiest Halloween moment of the year! You are a farking genius, a real artist,I just love the concept of the nun rape, disturbing, morbid..you are my Glamour Marquis De Sade!!Happy Halloweeen & Love!
Snorting hlarious! You look like a Tory MP in the first pic!x
ha ha ha ha your a halloween smasher ;-)) dee xx
Oh I do love a dishevelled nun looking non-plussed about losing her red scanties. Actually for a dead wench, she looks pretty peaceful about sucking-off a jumbo-sized carrot. You are the 2012 Halloween Queen baby!!!!! I shall be there momentarily to cover you in rose petals darling! You are a freaking AMAZING wench!!!!! xoxoxoxxooxox
Bastard massive laughter going on in this house right now! You're a fecking genius and I'd loved to have seen the old guy who cycled past's face as G was snapping these. I couldn't give a toss about Halloween but Helgaween? Now you're talking! October 31st will never be the same again! love you!Vixxxx
Whahahahaha Thanks for making me laugh! I am only wondering what that handmixer is doing there..... mmmmm Love that last photo and your shoes. And thanks for your sweet comment on my blog. xxx have a wonderfull halloween!
Helgaween - all tricks and treats from this nun, LOL! This is a fave all-timer featuring your gorgeous gams and a sexy nun semi-frock. I see the eggbeaters and a knife. I'd like to know what the assailant looked like, I mean the accomplice. LOL LOL LOL!!!! YOU are my Helgaween favourite of the world. What were her famous last words I wonder...?
Ha ha, I LOVE it! The whisk is a particularly nice touch! Love me a bit of Siouxsie. Wonderful! xxxx
Brilliant... you're Hilarious! And the placement of the Heart... still LMAO! You Naughty Girl!Happy Halloween from the Arizona Desert ... Dawn... The Bohemian
Bloody brilliant! Helgaween is my sort of party! I am laughing at Fiona's comment about Tory MPs too... Whose idea was the carrot? A superb touch - and so is the whisk! Always love a perv at your fabulous legs, darling, and always happy to see your Naughty Sound of Music nun costume getting an airing. Was G dressed as Baron von Trollop? I do hope so, but there I go fantasising about you two again, it's getting embarrassing...Love you more than red undies and strategically-placed love hearts! xxxxxxxxx
Oh you are just way too fecking clever for words, you are!!Helgaween?? I want your tricks AND your treats woman!!! bring it Awwwnnn!!!
It's like a veritable fetish feast...I've heard of kitchen implements like cheese graters being used in certain circles but the egg whisk really intrigues me. Happy Helgaween to you too :)You are a legend and you deserve your very own day to be celebrated the world over!Lot's of Muhahahaha,Jennie...xXx
Helga. Thank you for dropping by. Nice to meet you. I can see that you like Halloween too. Hahaha! Dawn suitcase vignettes
... eggbeater. :)
ROFLMBO!!!What in the world is the eggbeater for??????
The Nun and The Egg Beater.......hmmmm
Oh sweet sister Mary what a shame such a wasted life. I told you to never hang out in the cemetery especially if you have been drinking. Killer Helgaweeinie post. Happy halloween dear! This is pretty friggin creepy! XXOOKrista
There's that tree of sin again. You do the craziest things whenever you get near it. And that metal device sure doesn't look like the speculums I use to have to wash when I worked at a women's vagina doctor. Yours looks more effective though.Happy Halloween!
Oops, I guess that's not the tree I saw in an earlier post. The cemetery makes it even better! You are so brave to make yourself so vulnerable around all those dead bodies. I bet so many of them turned over in their graves.
This is brilliant! Oh Helga, I love you!
It's official. I am scared.
Oh my .. I have no words ..
*EEEEP* You have sent chills down my left leg or right leg or hmmm whichever ones wearing the panties! HAPPY HELGAWEEN you crazy Chic!
I will celebrate Helgaween anyday, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You are GLORIOUSSSSSSSSSSlOVE YOU!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
This looks like it belongs on American Horror Story: Asylum. This turned out great.
this is utter filth in the style of the Italian horror greats and I love it! You naughty nun, what had you done to deserve being ravished so? XXXXXXX
I think we need to officially change the name of today's holiday in your honour...Holy eggbeaters Batman, this is Helga at her finest.
You just frecking killed me ! Cla$$y BANG! HELGAWEEN fo' sure!! adore you ! Happy Helgaween my love !! XXXXX
OH MY GOD HELGA! How do you come up with these ideas? Truly you are an artist. This has a kind of David Lynch feel for me. How did you get the photos to look old and distressed? Very cool.
My kind of spooky gal! LOVE it! XXX
mwahahaha, you make me laugh to tears, lovely crazy lady!!besos
Oh my lord Helga you're hilarious! I love the egg beater haha
Ohh you are awful, but I do like you!!! Freakin hilarious! Do hope other devos out and about last night caught a glimpse of you two!!! te he he
HOLY BEJAYZUS - BEST POST EVER!!! Here lies Sister Helga - may she rest in deviousness - a fabularse wench in life and a tormentor of souls in her afterlife. Please please haunt me darling - I am a sinner and a miscreant and a godless fucking heathen!!! Love you more than kitchen implements! Sarah xxx
Oh my god !!! I've never seen such an indecent nun !!! Bloody happy Halloween !http://selenite.weebly.com
I'm speechless Helga, these photos manage to be both creepy and funny, I'd have been quite freaked out being in the graveyard at night time, though as my grandad always said, it's not the dead people you should be frightened of, it's the living ones. xx
hahahahahahaha you are a very bad bad girl and i love this. so much insane creativity i can´t help i have to love it. i´m sure you had a happy helgaween ;)kiss,mary
hahaha, awesome photos! i would love to know the story behind the handheld mixer ... so fun!!!!
I had to look at this again! Hot dam these are fab! You so CRAZY!!!!!
I'm trembling with fear...and laughter. Happy Halloween, my dear!!
Hahahaha Well done Mistress HelgaWot a laff
Aha you are a legend, what a naughty nun you must of been! Happy helgaween indeed xxx
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