It's not the side effects of the cocaine


But I'm thinking that it must be love!
Purple and orange together is a colour combination that makes me happy.
Orange is so zingy, it perks up anything it comes into contact with, really.
The insane orange floral 60's hat makes me especially happy.
There's a touch of lunacy that comes out when I wear it.



And it gives me amazing pyschic powers of purrception....

Frock-60's, from Revamp Queen Vix
It's got a little nod to Sarah's Floral Week!
Cardi-opshopped
Jacket-early 70's, opshopped. Would have had pants to go with it, I suspect.
Lavender tights-from the States
Orange whalenets-can't remember. Maybe Trade Me a few years back?
Shoes- from florafied Sarah
Vanity case-60's, opshopped

O, on another subject entirely:
I rarely look at my stats, but just happened to today...and found that if you google "swiss ball" porno, you will find:


Helga "making some dodgy porn" with a swiss ball........?!
Bahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
At least I look fabularse!

X

37 comments:

Misfits Vintage said...

YOU make everything a little zingy, mi amor! LOVE your nod to FLORAL WEEK - that frock is DAVAAHN and I always adore the mental orange hat.

I only have to google 'Helga Porn Love Boat Boobalicious Exquisite Fabularse' in my very own head and I see pics of you in all of your gloriarse glory!

Love you more than porn darling, Sarah xxx

Misfits Vintage said...

And also...

I'M NUMBER ONE, SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trees said...

I LOVE orange and purple together - its the colours of our local roller derby team :D Your hat is awesome sauce!

Frocktasia said...

I think purple and orange were made for each other. The 60s hat is brilliant and what a treat that it's also a key to unlock your third eye ;)
Lot's of love,
Jennie...xXx

Sue W @ Living the Good Life said...

Just blardydardy fab! Hey you would match perfectly one of my crafting ladies quilts that I posted a pic of on my blog! It must have been your psychic powers that did it! ♥

Vicky said...

Google is a girls best friend!!

one denim bird said...

Only orange and purple wearing fabularse swiss porn stars should have psychic powers - and you've got em all babe! God bless ya x

bonsaimum said...

Exquisite - what more can one say! :)

Sara said...

Hahah that googlething made me laugh :D Pretty damn great ! ;) But still, you look awesome!!

c... said...

Everything looks fab on you ! No one can wear this as good as you can ! I menan that in a very good way to 1. I love orange!
A non imtrestting fact is - I had a horse once who had " his " equipment all in lilac... Cute .

Max said...

that light photo is mental and making me feel i'm on something a tad stronger than cocaine! i love all the orange in your house and about your personage, i had a goldfish orange room at varsity and it really is the most cheering colour to live with x

Melanie said...

Bwa-ha-ha-ha about the swiss ball! I love this psychicdelic look. Bwa-ha-ha. (It's late) Orange and purple is one of my favourite combinations as well, but you squeeze out all its deliciousness. Fantastic hat!! Your legs are like electric fences. Yowza! Love that!!

Vix said...

Glory-frickin'-arse! I love those colours together and I'd forgotten that Slocombe-esque frock, too! I drool every time I see those shoes and the hat is wonderfully insane and the perfect topper.
I never look at a Swiss Ball without thinking of you and your antics so I can totally understand those stats. You've just reminded me to check mine and bizarrely I have "Kid with Club Foot"
Love ya! Vix
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sue said...

Purple!!! Mmmmmmmm!!! And loving it with Orange!!! Your shoes are the most fabuloustic ever!!!

owlinalarkworld said...

Swiss Ball porn. Ha. This amuses me.

Maria said...

oh i learn so much from you, i will google swiss ball porn later when children are fast asleep! yaya, the purple and orange is yum, and i love the head dress so much x

edie pop said...

Since I had my first crayons box at the kindergarten I felt in love with the exciting combination of purple and orange, it's so powerful and joyful that I used to illustrate even the nuns from the school dressed in those stunning colours!
I was thinking that maybe it's because they both have red in them, so there's a connection and probabily our brains work in the same way (and it's not a side effect of cocaine, I hope!).
So what else I can said except that you are beautiful and I love your outfit with all my heart!
The hat is wonderfularse too!
Love
P.S. You are the Queen of Google Images!!

Sissy said...

Oh LOVE those booties, and purple and orange looks super on you! And "swiss ball" porno is so freaking hilarious, I’m dying laughing right now (needed it, car problems this am!)… I actually check my stats often as it seems I’ve acquired a crazy poetry stalker (and more than one, eh) who is under the erroneously insane assumption that I am some inspired hacker chick ½ my age in the UK who is hell bent on taking him and his lame blog/life down, in one blog post he called me a ‘hot hacker hooker’ , so that was cool haha even thought facts be I could not hack my way out of a paper bag…thanks for the post Helga, you always cheer me up!

menopauselsupermodel said...

Purple and orange together--I'm gonna have to try that combo out!!
LOVE the fab dress with the little slocombesque jabot!!

Swiss ball porn with Helga would make an awesome movie!!! It could be you in wonderful outfits sitting on a swiss ball!! That should surely get everyone hot and bothered!

thorne garnet said...

"Swiss ball", who know.

Style Sud-Est said...


I am for it purple and orange
Nice combo and those tights are to kill for
I love love them!

Sacramento Amate said...

I knew you haad powers before I saw the photos.
I love all colour combinations, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh
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MistressCatgirl said...

It really is amazing what people consider "porn". You look fabulous as always my dear.

Pam said...

Purple and orange will ALWAYS remind me of the first time I met you guys, on my honeymoon in Turkey, and one of you was wearing PURPLE OCTOPUS PANTS!

Joni said...

I've always loved that color combination too. It's thirst quenching! You look marvelous!

Krista said...

I am a huge fan of those big balls myself ;p The shoes, the tights the bangin color combo all have me screaming Helgalittaaaa!!!!!!! I love these sweet purple shoes too. You cause me to have divine inspiration!!!!!
Tonsoflove!!!

Louise Mc said...

What could be better than purple? Other than Helga in purple, my favourite colour. Glad you approved of my booboids :-) so, is there a whole genre of porn that's to do with Swiss balls? Am I betraying my innocence? X

Hannah said...

You look like a divine goddess, flipping love that hat, I need one like it. Those purple shoes are amazing! Aha this is why you are a legend, swiss ball porno! xxx

Veshoevius said...

Love the purple and orange combination - those two colours really fizz and pop together! Hiliarious about the "swiss ball" google search!

Terri said...

But of course, this is the first place I always come when i'm looking for Swiss Ball porn.

Rather found of the color orange myself.

Lynn Dylan said...

Ha ha. You are just too much!

I love the purple and orange!!

xoxo
Lynn

Miss Simmonds Says said...

Amazing lady!! I love this eye bending purple and orange, you can get away with any colour combo cos you're such a fucking star. Oooh exercise ball porn, you still look fabulous even falling off it

Forest City Fashionista said...

Excellent double-layering on the tights and those are fab shoes! Swiss Ball Porn is the first thing I think of when I look at your blog ;)

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

Helga, your legs and feet are transcendent! I also adore your orange crown, and particularly what you've done with your third eye. Just marvy!

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

P.S. I am totally slaughtered by your Swiss Ball adventures. :D

Devil made in Heaven said...

I googled it.... but I was afraid of to klik on the things that showed up. :s The photo's with the swiss ball are enough for me. :D
The orange and purple make a great combi. I am so lucky that I have found you in bloggingworld. You are giving me the courage to wear what I want to wear.
Thanks sweety!
xxx

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

I am a big fan of purple and orange together and you look smashing in it! The hat makes me swoon!