Y'all know I have an odd thing for the British Monarchy; a passion for Queenie in particular, so you can imagine my delight when I received this splendid souvenir apron with a young and rather gormless looking Prince Charles on it from our Vix!
Even better, Charles' face is strategically situated right over my giney!*
Of course, I am not saving this superb item for the kitchen, PAH!-I'm fecking wearing this bastard!
I must admit to being slightly disappointed that no one commented upon my divoon apron appendage when I was out and about.
No doubt my devoted public were dazzled speechless.
And just check out this gloriARSE necklace delicious candy girl Krista made for me!!
Could it be anymore perfect?!
These three girls have been consistent since my early days of blogging and I love 'em!
A little of the gratuitious is good, yes?!
I received a lovely compliment from a lass I haven't seen in years at a party last night-she said I was like Dorian Grey, that I hadn't aged a bit!
I gracefully accepted her compliment and continued dancing (or was that prancing?!) to a favourite 80's Goth song; the extended version of Sister of Mercy's "Temple of Love"
Yes, I am loving myself just a teensy little bit.
So bite me!
One of these days it'll all catch up on me, so I may as well make the most of my youthful good looks now!
Frock-made it myself, with fabric from BellaBean Vintage, I think
Souvenir apron-from festival hopping Vix
Singlet top, barely seen-opshopped
Coat-60's/70's, a theatre sale
Handbag-a Rex, opshopped
Fuck Off bow-made it myself, with a cutoff from sexy biatch Sarah
Rings-right hand, from my friend Nicole, left hand, plastic heart from who knows where and plastic rainbow ring from the always lovely Sue
Earrings-also from Sarah
* Abbreviation of vagina, naturally.