The power of pussy....
























Happy Helgaween!

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Helga as The Lost Virgin
M.Weasles as Mr Lurky
Photos by G. Perve Seagrave

46 comments:

freckleface said...

HAHAHA!!!!! You adorable little puss! So comely with your gorgeous pins on display. HE'S BEHIND YOU!

Lillian Gish meets Red Riding Hood meets Fragonard's the Swing. So many lush references and you look LUSHEST of all!! I love the way you have faded the colour in the pictures so only the red stands out.

Happy Helgaween indeed! Hope you've got something tasty in that basket. I imagine all that defending of your virtue makes a damsel hungry! ;) xxxxxxx

Mariela said...

That was AMAZING!!! Love it. Pussy power has driven men (and women) to crazy things.

Sacramento Amate said...

Happy Helgaween EVERY DAY, my dear freind
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Teresa said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This certainly 'brightened' up my Thursday morning.

xoxo

Krista Gassib said...

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME!!!!!!! OH MY PRETTY! Gas masks on super creeps wielding weapons of the kitchen and you flashing your knickers, my Helgaween was been blown the FRIG UP! I love this spooky tale and your dramatic everything! The dress is so sweet with your cape and shit eating grin. GAWD I love you all!
XXXOOOXXX

Janey G said...

pussy flashing and gas masks! only you!!! friggin marvellous! xx

Fiona said...

Oh my gawd! Never seen anything so scary as Mr Lurky wielding that terrifying rotary whisk, shoulda known he was no match for you, Ms Virgin.
MORE PLEASE!
xx

Connie said...

Ohhhh. So THAT'S how you do it. You are F#$king Awesome.

Vix said...

Hahahahahaha! That's the best Halloween post ever! You look such a sweet little innocent in your demure square dancing frock yet what lurks beneath? Only the ghoul busting pussy of power!
I do love you! xxxxx

Sue said...

No wonder you are my most favourite blogger ever!! The very best Halloween story evet, and I dare you to flash the kiddies that come looking for a sweetie at your house!

Konad-licious said...

I bow to the Queen.

OP SHOP MAMA said...

Fucking brilliant!!!

thorne garnet said...

Perfect! Laughed myself onto the floor.

PepperReed said...

This whole post is made of WIN!! <3 U Gorgeous Creature! Happy Helgaween!!!

Meghan said...

This has made my day. Power to the pussy!

Tilda said...

Oh my gods!!! The hand mixer, ha ha ha!! You guys totally rock :)

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

I am just slaughtered by the return of the eggbeater! Eeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Misfits Vintage said...

THE MOST SPECTACULAR THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!

PUSSY POWER!!!

Fuck you're awesome! Love you more than AIR!

scw xxx

The Pugnacious Vegetarian said...

Gorgeous and amazing! I love this! Great job!

Sheila said...

Bwahahaha!! That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Helga, you take the cake and your pussy has the power! Woo!

Hannah Spanner said...

Aha this is why you are awesome, love this! You look like a gorgeous red riding hood xxx

two squirrels said...

Oh I am just gob smacked!!!!!! You are frickin brilliant.........this made me laugh out loud and scream!!!!!
Look at your amazing pins Miss Helga......love you long time......Happy Halloween.......v

Carina Rosenholm said...

Ha ha ha! Omg! Love you and happy Helgaween!
Xxx

Edie Pop said...

I waited the whole year for this spectacular photoshoot!! Perfect!!!
I love the lost virgin's super power and her innocent expression in the last photo after good triumphed over evil!!! Happy Halloween!!
I love you more than laser beams!!
xxxxxxx

Melanie said...

I'm just turning in for the night and wonder what kind of dreams I shall have after this. No doubt I'll be laughing in my sleep. THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER. The magical powers of your Star of the South are legendary now. Poor fiend. This would be an awesome kids book.

In the Ruins of Berlin said...

YEAHHH Happy Halloween! what a blast! Thank you, it makes me smile for the half day! XXX

Sandra said...

HAHAHAHA! you are fecking hilarious! serial evil whisk man defeated by your atomic pants, LOVE IT!!!!!! too, too brilliant! Helga4eva!!!!! x x

Catherine said...

at first i was really scared cause those gas masks freak me out, but with the power of pussy you defeated him and his scary mask!

Beth Waltz said...

Brava! Helga & Co. performs mime in the manner of Japanese Anime!

May an once-upon-a-time storyboarder suggest that those magical shoes be given a credit line and perhaps a closeup...

It's a miserably dark and damp Halloween morning here in the American Midwest. Your pussy power play has brightened the day!

Kitty said...

JUST.TOO.FUCKING.AWESOME.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is all.xxxxxxxxxxx

Ulla-Marie Nilsson said...

Awesome!

Sufiya H. said...

HILARIOUS! Love the scary-looking guy with the egg-beater for a "weapon"- and you played your part to perfection! I am reminded of a Greek legend that had Neptune sending a flood, and the Greek women chasing him away with their skirts hoicked high...he ran off in terror! The outfit is pretty snazzy too; those polka-dotted pumps are exceptionally charming! mr' Fiend's coat is pretty sharp too...unlike his "weapon" !

Ariane Lasalle said...

Brilliant Helga!

Tamera Wolfe said...

choking back tears of laughter......

OMG this was FABULOUS!!!

The search hits you're gonna get with that title....LOLOL

All Hail the Powerful Pussy!!

Forest City Fashionista said...

I think they should rename the holiday to Helgaween in your honour, that is truly the best Halloween post ever. Such a delightful story, with lovely illustrations, acted out by extremely talented and stylish performers, and with a moral, no less. Never underestimate the POWER of the PUSSY!

YOu are toooFuckingAwesome....

Brooke F said...

Ah, thanks, I needed that big laugh! That puss must be pretty freaking amazing to have that effect. Just awesome!XXX

pastcaring said...

Pussy Power!
Best Halloween post ever, you are BRILLIANT! Love love LOVE it. xxxx

Tatjana Dmitrović Drljan said...

Hahhaah this is so cool!!
One of the best ever!!
This spectacular and The magical photoshoot!!

Helen Le Caplain said...

Hahaha! :D LOVE it!

Hollie "Jet" Black-Ramsey said...

you're the treat to my trick! I ADORE the photos! The best Halloween post yet!

señora Allnut said...

mwahahaha, The Best Halloween Post I've Ever Seen!!, and you're looking so cute with your dress and little cape, sassiness!!
you made me laugh like a crazy witch, happy halloween!!
besos

Claire said...

Lillian Gish meets Red Riding Hood meets Fragonard's the Swing

the first comment is quite wonderful and spot on except in this particular set of circumstances can we call her Lillian Gash? Thought so and had to be done.

Trees said...

Your Halloween posts get better each year! I always love them:)

missfairchildscharmschool said...

This totally made my day. I have been in bed sick all week and this was the first thing to make me laugh in forever. You are just the best.

The Sequin Cat said...

Gosh, you are one hilarious lady! I love how you offered up this photo set without additional commentary, and we just had to keep scrolling to see how the story would unfold. Genius work!

Adventures of a Sequin Cat

liz said...

You wacky kids! Love it!