A thousand hidden needles in a thousand covered nerves


Indeed, it's the delusional but beautifully fitting frock again!
Bloody hell, those spots hurt my eyes!
Look away, look away.........o, no, I simply can't tear my eyes away from it's magnificence!!!




These opshopped red beads broke one day, and when I was restringing them I decided to pop this key ring charm from Turkey on them.
I rather like jewellery with hands, and eyes, so clearly the Middle Eastern thing with protective hands and evil eyes suit me!


Ribbed for extra pleasure.....



Frock-50's, Lulaverse Vintage
Jacket-my sistercousinwife Sarah (altered by moi)
Belt-a garage sale
Tights-opshopped
Fuck off bow-made it myself
Shoes-Trade Me
Handbag-it's a Rex! Gift from my lovely G Star!
Earrings-the sexacious Desiree
Sunglasses-Catch a Thief, got 'em in Melbourne 






We went out for Thai!
A gal can never eat too much Thai........

X

47 comments:

Sue said...

Ribbed for extra pleasure!! You so make me laugh, and like a naughty school girl.

mondoagogo said...

Watch out, there's a giant red-eyed rabbit around that corner! :D

Suzanne Carillo Style Files said...

That dress is glorious! Although it hypnotizes me if I look at it too long.

I love your choice of red and blue.

I like the ribbed tights ; P

bisous
Suzanne

Louise McDonagh said...

A very darling frock, even if it does make one squiffy eyed. Eternally stylish darling Helga. Xx

Amber of Butane Anvil said...

I'm dotty over you in this frock with all your gorgeous red accessories!!!

nessbow.com said...

That dress is like some kind of fabulous optical illusion. Loving it!

daiseedeb said...

My current fav color combination, the turquoise blue and red. Fab-u-lo-so!!!!
Ribbed tights…..gotta remember that.
; )
d

Pull Your Socks Up! said...

I need to find something, anything close by to give me that ribbed-for-extra-pleasure feeling ... Antoooooooooooo where are you!?? And if it sends me blind like your incredible frock does, well so be it! Do people walk into poles and into traffic when they see you in this frock? I mean, more than usual. Gawwwwwwwwwwwd you make me frisky!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxox

Brooke F said...

That thai looks sooooo yummy!
Oh you are a divine creature in your ribbed for extra pleasure tights and fuck off bows! That dress is wonderful despite only being able to look at it for short periods of time! And I am always admiring that altered jacket - I am going to have to get my arse into gear and tackle some of my refashioning projects.XXX

sister outlaws said...

It's true! I simply can't tear my eyes away! So magnificent!

Sheila said...

A hypno-dress! It's totally gorgeous, as are you. What pretty ankles you have in these shoes!

Angels have Red Hair said...

I ADORE this dress ... love the jacket ... love the bow ... love the shoes ... love the bag ... laughed at the tights ... ADORED the dress.
xx

Catherine said...

aren't you just ravishing in all that red and blue! I love your bow - its a great little crafty item - can you show us how to make it?

two squirrels said...

Or to much wine.......yes!!!!!
Looking super duper gorgeous my sweet.......a gal can never go wrong with a prefect polka dot dress......love it.
Have a splendid weekend. Love v

Indigo Violet said...

That man o' yours has great taste in old bags.
I hope you don't end up bidding against each other on the internet!

Melanie said...

You are in charge here. You are the boss of the world. I can see you on patrol. Your googly-eyed dress and hand bedazzle and distract. All Omni-gorgeousness.

Vix said...

That dress is mesmerising! I love the freaky way those polka dots are making me feel like I'm pissed!
Love the restrung necklace, the fuck off bow and the pimped up jacket - and the chick inside them!
Have a bostin' weekend! Love you! xxxx

Krista Gassib said...

You are the one who made me love blue and red and blue and orange. This optical illusion dress it's so cool and fits your body banging! I love that every time I eat thai I think of you and wine of course:). I hope the kitties are better!
Love youxxxxooo

Edie Pop said...

What a wonderful eye catching polka dots action going on here!I'm stunned! I love the red accessories, especially the ruby shoes and the necklace you made, any mystic eyed hand charm is truly welcome!
Love xxxxxx

Forest City Fashionista said...

No one rocks the red, white and blue better than you darlin'! The out-of-focus dress is pretty darn awesome, and nice DIY work on the necklace.

A girl can definitely not eat too much Thai ;) Have a fun weekend.

Ariane Lasalle said...

Hi Helga!

Tks for your nice comment about my engagement - I know i don't write many comments but i look at your blog regurlarly -
This dress is wonderful, polka dots an all time fav of mine and plus it's blue, what a find!

Looking superbe! and extraordinaire my chère Helga

Arianexo

Sandra said...

you are a red, white and blue vision, you wonderful woman! wonderful! and you give us ribbed to maximise our pleasure! we should thank you! x x x

Carina Rosenholm said...

Fab queen Helga !
Xxx

Tamera Wolfe said...

The glorious Hypno-dot dress!! LOVE it!1 It makes the rack even more mesmerizing!!

pastcaring said...

Oh how I love this dress, even if it has me cross-eyed... You look fabularse, the cropped jacket is a beauty and so perfectly matchy-matchy with your gorgeous accessories. Fuck off bows and good luck amulets, love love love. And Thai, mmmm. Pour me a glass or two of that red, will you?
Love yoooou! xxxxxxx

señora Allnut said...

wouuu, love so much your polka dot dress, the color, the shape, the eye-catching print!!, everything is delightful!!, and love how you're wearing with lots of red color, so pretty color combo!!, hurrah for red!, you look fabulous wearing it and your accessories are absolutely covetable!
besos & rojo!

Citizen Rosebud said...

You are always gorgeous- even when I can't see straight.

Mariela said...

Just marvelous dear Helga. Those spots would probably trip me out too.

Renia said...

Wyglądasz ślicznie:))piękne są te czerwone dodatki:))Pozdrawiam serdecznie

freckleface said...

Truly Scrumptious. Red, white and blue perfection. Honestly, you look gorgeous beyond words. I am not a matchy-matchy person but you are the one person who could make me want to be. Ribbed for extra pleasure indeed! Have a gloriarse weekend my dear! xxxxxxxx

Vintage Bird Girl said...

That is such a delightful frock....you look divine! Love love love the red, white & blue. You are magnificent! Xx

Sarah DeLicatease said...

Fantastic colours dear Helga! That dress is so cute ! LOOOOOVE!!

his_girl_friday said...

Oh those crazy spots! I love them!

Bohemian said...

Love it! That frock gave me the Illusion I'd been drinking heavily... well, I think it was the frock anyway? *winks*

Merry Christmas and Cheers from the Arizona Desert... Dawn... The Bohemian

PinkCheetahVintage said...

Trippy dress and delish food. Perfect :)

Sacramento Amate said...

Thank you for your magic, my dear Helga.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx

tanaya said...

Delightful dress and yummy food, happy holidays x

Perdita said...

Delightful colour combo as usual!!! Just perfect.

wardrobeexperience said...

adorable dress! i love how you mixed it with the red jacket from your sistercousinwife. the perfect look to have a yummy thai dinner.

Sacramento Amate said...

I live in the south, and moving closer to the coast so it never gets too cold or too hot.

WendyB said...

You definitely need some of my hand emoji jewelry ;-)

But really, you made that necklace much more interesting! Good work!

Emalina said...

Here you are reminding me of Sophia Loren at her very sexiest, just lovely lovely LOVELY!

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Sara said...

I want that dress SO BADLY! ~ LittleMissPlump (Sara)

Mrs. D said...

Those dots are quite disconcerting indeed. Love the colour combo, as always.

Misfits Vintage said...

Oh my dog, I'm SOOOOO far behind! Forgive me!

You look GLORIARSE in this spotty frock of horrors! It is a delightful frock but you're right, it does give me a bit of a headache. Actually, this is what I feel like after two glasses of wine... or a magnificent kisser from my gorgeous lover!

Sorry darling, back to you...

You do look just beautiful. I LOVE all of the red accessories so much. And I love you more than life itself.

SS xxxxx

The Sequin Cat said...

Late but lovely look! I just adore that red cropped jacket. Winning colour combination. Cheeky lady.

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